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CaffeinePizza

  1. Omg ow. Why is melted cheese like napalm??? 11:56 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  2. @Mgizzleness Um. Because you're Malyssa. And awesome. And those two can't be mutually exclusive. 6:03 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to Mgizzleness
  3. I'm thinking bonfire tonight.... Anyone game? 2:05 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  4. I'm done with this crap. As soon as possible, I'm gone. 4:23 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android
  5. Golfing with @BlankJebus today is good. 2:12 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android
  6. @BlankJebus yes you do. I'm going to as well. 5:18 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android in reply to BlankJebus
  7. @taylarpaige nothing. Nothing at all.... 1:15 PM May 9th via Twitter for Android in reply to taylarpaige
  8. When people have Bluetooth headsets on and are just sort of talking, with nobody nearby, they always seem crazy. #crazy 6:25 AM May 7th via Twitter for Android
  9. @Mgizzleness Awww, how cute.... 4:08 PM May 2nd via web in reply to Mgizzleness
  10. Linux makes my mindhole hurt.... 6:44 AM May 1st via Twitter for Android
  11. @Kberger30 Birthday Tweet! #birthday! It may or may not be yours! Happy day, Kalieface! 10:10 AM Apr 30th via web
  12. Eight o'clock can't come fast enough... 1:58 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android
  13. That was the best dinner I've had in a while. I made Teriyaki Chicken. All from scratch. It was amazing. 4:04 PM Apr 26th via web
  14. @Wtf_Juice I know. But the sad thing is, they're the ones who are.... 2:36 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to Wtf_Juice
  15. @Wtf_Juice I just saw it on the news while I was on break. It boggles my mindhole. 2:33 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to Wtf_Juice
  16. How stupid do you have to be to drink hand sanitizer to get drunk? #youmakeusalllookstupid 2:26 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android
  17. @Wtf_Juice Stupid 172 mb patch.... 12:05 PM Apr 22nd via web