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  1. The more you read, the less funny and more horrifying that article gets. 1:20 PM Nov 9th from web
  2. Best shockingly dangerous 70s amusement park ever: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park 12:52 PM Nov 9th from web
  3. What's with the blowing out candles thing on a birthday cake? Yeah that's exactly what I wanna eat, a cake covered in spit and phlegm. 9:42 PM Nov 8th from web
  4. In accordance with my beliefs, I shall continue to keep it real. 6:35 PM Nov 8th from web
  5. Oh goodie. This boxed set of the "Sniper" movies should be sufficiently terrible for my entertainment (except maybe the first one). 1:43 AM Nov 8th from web
  6. Wear your wristwatch on the underside of your wrist like a dork if you want, but don't try to tell me it's "easier to look at it that way." 8:53 PM Nov 6th from web
  7. I wonder what percentage of guitars and pianos are simply sitting unused in the homes of rich people. Has to be a lot. 6:11 PM Nov 6th from web
  8. Why the hell is "stable" used to describe people in the hospital. It explains nothing. Dead people are extremely stable. 1:01 PM Nov 6th from web
  9. It's sad that Borders is closing so many stores. I'm gonna miss paying 26 dollars for a book I could've gotten online for 8. 12:32 PM Nov 6th from web
  10. I have absolutely no problem with high-fructose corn syrup. Sugar is sugar. I say bring it on. 12:28 PM Nov 6th from web
  11. Man do I ever hate chimps. 11:38 PM Nov 5th from web
  12. Other offenses: The apendix, nipples on men, external genitalia, wisdom teeth, body hair, and the coccyx. Thanks a lot nature, you bastard. 6:04 PM Nov 5th from web
  13. Let me tell you, if humans WERE designed, the "designer" must've been some kind of an idiot or something. Seriously. 5:59 PM Nov 5th from web
  14. Hey yeah let's have the place where food goes down and the place where air goes in right next to each other, great idea! 5:57 PM Nov 5th from web
  15. You have no idea how difficult it was for me not to buy this 84-pack of Dunkaroos I found just on Amazon. No idea. 1:39 PM Nov 5th from web
  16. Still I suppose it couldn't smell any worse than all the cooking I used to smell in the hall when I lived in an apartment. Shit got nasty. 1:02 PM Nov 5th from web
  17. I'm seeing an inordinate number of news stories about rotting corpses being found in apartment complexes these days. Wonder what's up. 1:01 PM Nov 5th from web
  18. It's hard to think of a cable channel that has more consistently awful original programming than the Scifi Channel (aka SyFy, ugh). 6:23 PM Nov 4th from web
  19. I could never get a slinky to go down the stairs like in the commercial. It always just went down a few stairs and stopped. What a gyp. 3:23 PM Nov 4th from web
  20. Coworker just expressed to me that she was in awe "because of the fact that kids these days are just so imaginationable". 3:01 PM Nov 4th from web