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  1. 2012 is glorious and terrible and offensive and beautifully stupid and sublime and hilariously awful in all the best ways. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. If I ever gain the power of invisibility, the first thing I'm doing is trashing a Walmart. 12:41 AM Nov 14th from web
  3. It's sexist to say you're allowed to punch men and not women. I'd say go for either one, just take it on a case-by-case basis. 1:06 PM Nov 13th from web
  4. Hey! Throwing cigarette butts out of the car is still littering you know. Jeez... 12:06 PM Nov 13th from web
  5. Solution:Women agree not to hassle men during the game. Men agree not to get angry when women cheat on them because they are assholes. Fair? 3:03 PM Nov 12th from web
  6. Men always get a pass for being assholes to their wives or girlfriends when sports are on. 2:58 PM Nov 12th from web
  7. I feel that one of the most important differentiators between "Stalking" and "Aggressively Flirting" is how attractive the person finds you. 1:50 PM Nov 12th from web
  8. One thing I don't think I've ever seen is someone in a wheelchair smoking a cigarette. 3:30 PM Nov 11th from web
  9. What kind of moron would listen to the ancient Mayans? So they had a calendar, big deal. They also tore out people's hearts, lest you forget 1:21 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. Creepy list of "last words" by executed death row inmates: http://bit.ly/4FLnly 1:06 PM Nov 11th from web
  11. Deathrow inmate Ricky Ray Rector ate a last meal of steak and cherry Kool-Aid, but said he wanted to save his pecan pie for later. 1:04 PM Nov 11th from web
  12. I have a pretty hard time respecting people who use the word "Party" as a verb. 12:25 PM Nov 11th from web
  13. I've had the Quantum Leap theme stuck in my head for about a week now. I can only assume madness is not far off. 3:05 PM Nov 10th from web
  14. Please don't try to cite Lady Gaga lyrics in a conversation with me. I am simultaneously too cool and not cool enough to get the reference. 1:19 PM Nov 10th from web
  15. Think I'll get a fraudulent online diploma for my cat. 1:07 PM Nov 10th from web
  16. Just saw Maxim described as a "douchey magazine for horny preteens and date-rapists". Seems about right. 12:42 PM Nov 10th from web
  17. I'm terribly sorry, but I simply cannot listen to any music with saxophone in it. Insufferable. 11:31 PM Nov 9th from web
  18. Thank you, Dragon Age, for destroying the last slivers of extrovertivity and self-control which remained in my wretched, pathetic life. 2:35 PM Nov 9th from web
  19. "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" more truthfully described as "Try To Remember Pointless Facts Better Than a Kid Who Just Learned Them" 2:24 PM Nov 9th from web
  20. My neighbors shouldn't be harassing me for all the dismembered mannequin parts I have strewn on my lawn. They should be thanking me. 2:19 PM Nov 9th from web