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  1. I don't understand the Saved By The Bell theme song. Why were the characters even taking the bus? They're obviously old enough to drive. about 17 hours ago from web
  2. People should stop trying to trying chris(t)mas back into a religious holiday. It's about buying shit now. Deal with it. about 17 hours ago from web
  3. The troubled kids I hang with have been pressuring me to huff solvents. If only some anthropomorphic turtles would offer me sage advice... about 19 hours ago from web
  4. You can ring that damn bell all you want. You'll get no coins from me. about 19 hours ago from web
  5. Oh, Elvis is considered "country"? Just another reason to dislike his music I suppose. 4:35 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. If you're shopping at walmart often enough that you've bought two-way radios with which to communicate with your significant other...god. 3:48 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. Good, I always wanted jaundice. 1:27 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. Oh my god. Someone I know just used a product brand and/or service as a verb. I am livid. 3:55 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. This week in glaringly obvious wastes of money: "New study shows that perpetrators of domestic violence often love football." 2:03 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. I suspect that most people who brag about "not having a TV" got rid of their TV just so they could brag about not having a TV. 1:03 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. My favorite David Duchovny quote: " (indistinct muttering)" 12:55 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. Screw turkey. I don't care if it IS tradition. Give me a cheeseburger and steak fries any day. 12:16 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. Who would want to eat shrimp? Shit tastes like salted watermelon rinds. 2:59 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. I am sick and tired of dwarven politics. 1:44 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. All these articles on "The True Cost of Home Ownership" summed up: ALL YOUR MONEY. ALL YOUR FREE TIME. YOU LOSE. Truth. 1:40 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. Damn, I lost my lucky crack pipe. 1:08 PM Nov 19th from web
  17. Paris? Oh who cares. 11:12 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. Here's a good tip: Don't debate the merits of black caulk vs white caulk aloud. 1:05 PM Nov 18th from web
  19. It's so cute when websites try to give you tricks for doing math in your head. Hey guys, nobody does math anymore. Math is the new abacus. 12:54 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. Wish Forest Gump was real so I could punch him. 12:41 PM Nov 18th from web