CaeciIius
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@ I used to practically worship him, though I haven't seen him recently either. I'm sure he's still attractive though :3
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to amy_asdfghjkl
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It's illegal to own 6 to more dildos in Texas.
about 9 hours ago
via Buffer
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Are people seriously this stupid?
about 9 hours ago
via web
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@ And for doing that, I would GLADLY give you whatever you wanted and worship you.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to tsiotsy
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I'd buy every Paul's boutique and burn them to the ground.
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Same! Except it's not just used to xD
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to amy_asdfghjkl
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Few people asked to see my penis, please don't judge me, but here you go.
about 8 hours ago
via web
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"Puke" is a slang term for "vagina" in Tagalog, the language of the Philippines.
about 8 hours ago
via Buffer
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I swear to God I am more excited than Jedward, and judging by the cartwheels, they're pretty excited!
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I'm super excited about Eurovision tomorrow, but it upsets me that after tomorrow it won't be for another year.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Hey, I just fucked you, and this is crazy, delete my number and keep the baby.
about 12 hours ago
via web
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Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Me: "Wow, I got down those stairs fast!"
about 12 hours ago
via MediaFunnel
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I'm pretty amazed by my self-control to be honest. My mum made noodles, which I adore to death, but I didn't have any.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ If you have received my other reply, you know I prefer it at night!
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to pocahontasshole
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@ I prefer it at night, because it's just so much more perfect, but it's also cool during the day.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to pocahontasshole
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@ I do that too. I go to the furthest point from the house and just lay down on the grass, staring the sky.
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to pocahontasshole
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When someone actually remembers things you tell them >
about 13 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Yep
about 12 hours ago
via web
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Basically
about 12 hours ago
via web
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I have only eaten 1073 calories today.
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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