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  1. @sjflynn I can only dream that my routes get cut! The perfect winter: collect unemployment checks and play Call of Duty all goddamn day. 8:37 AM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry in reply to sjflynn
  2. For the record, it was not me who ran into that house. I prefer your everyday fender benders with cars and bikers. I'm old skool like that. 7:31 AM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
  3. @rolandsghost I'm not afraid of a strike. Just means I get to get loaded and play xbox all day. 3:49 PM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry in reply to rolandsghost
  4. @princewonder No way the el operator is involved in a cover up. Destoying evidence requires at least a 6th grade reading level. 11:12 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry in reply to princewonder
  5. As usual, Chicago police are tryin' to bring down your CTA Bus Driver. Again early this morning... http://twitpic.com/o8ol9 6:27 AM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  6. http://twitpic.com/o8ol9 - Five Oh 6:20 AM Nov 4th from TwitPic
  7. @megzegal Girl, I'd be hitting a 40 too if I drove the #20 all morning. How else do you expect people to put up with you West Loop snobs? 7:59 AM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry in reply to megzegal
  8. Oh shit. I think I just figured out how to hack the electronic sign on the front of the bus. This bus is now: "69 Uranus" LOL 6:53 AM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  9. Those who can, do. Those who can't, operate EL trains. 1:07 PM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry
  10. A big "my bad" to all who got spammed by me. Account was hacked. Gonna strangle the next punk who even looks like a computer nerd on my bus. 3:08 PM Oct 29th from TwitterBerry
  11. @Tweekerchick Nice rack. Need a ride anywhere? 9:44 AM Oct 28th from TwitterBerry in reply to Tweekerchick
  12. @donabby You're a bus driver in Florida huh? My dream job. If some senior dies from a heart attack on your route it's considered "natural" 11:16 AM Oct 22nd from TwitterBerry
  13. FALSE ALARM. It turns out he wanted to bitch me out for running a stop sign and almost hitting some dumb lady and her ugly baby. 7:16 AM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry
  14. Why is this cop trying to pull me over? Are they hand-delivering the layoff notices or something? 7:03 AM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry
  15. Dear @Maiesha I am not your personal chauffer. The twinkle of failure in the eyes of a passenger after a missed connection is my soul food. 7:08 AM Oct 19th from TwitterBerry
  16. #DoNotFollowFriday @JayCutler6 Don't care about your QB skills or charity BS. My girl said she thinks you cute so you gotta go. Where's Rex? 11:26 AM Oct 16th from TwitterBerry
  17. @LoRunShield The first mistake you made was thinking we care about you. Try walking to work next time. 7:47 AM Oct 16th from TwitterBerry
  18. At every stop I sit & wait exactly 5 sec. before opening the door. Drives people standing in cold drizzle insane! Art of War, bitches! 7:00 AM Oct 16th from TwitterBerry
  19. @Chris60608 I only start fires in ladies' pants. ...and in Memphis apparently. 2:24 PM Oct 9th from TwitterBerry
  20. @CTABusDriver Whelp, pretty successful inaugaural Do Not Follow Friday. #DoNotFollowFriday 1:49 PM Oct 9th from TwitterBerry