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CRUMP

  1. "CaN I F YAr SeXe AsS?" —sexual chemistry
  2. Saw a @streetcrow tweeting on a BlackBerry. Can you believe it? A BlackBerry!
  3. The recurring nightmare where nobody makes room for you in the yoga studio.
  4. SUN IS OUT GUESS I'LL TAKE A NAP
  5. If someone says "I'll try anything once," they've probably been pooped on.
  6. But seriously I probs have tuberculosis.
  7. Old man dying of TB next to me on the plane. RUDE.
  8. Open camera app. Realize front-facing cam is on. Feel sad about face. Remember why front-facing cam is on. Cry.
  9. @T4TStephanie A surgeon, hopefully.
  10. OkCupid msg: "Your face as a whole is pretty. It's also pretty in parts, not that I would separate the parts of your face." #niceknowingyall
  11. @STARRgazer7 HOLLER!!!
  12. @Smethanie Just breath, it's OK girl.
  13. @manabrand A few words come to mind.
  14. @kramediggles BITCH.
  15. @thesewordsrmine I CALLED IT AT THE MCJ SXSW PARTY.
  16. Wanna ruin a cabbie's day? Ask if he takes credit cards and then throw up on him.
  17. @thesewordsrmine I just said hi to your boyfriend in Los Angeles!!!
  18. Pulled out my phone upon landing to pretend I was receiving so many texts but really just tweeted this.
  19. Great job to whoever named a food "sticky buns"!