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CRASSMONSTER

  1. #crassmonster #taqueriaelcarnal #Miami @kellyb911 @ibett1 instagr.am/p/K3h1tssQ8g/ 4:55 PM May 20th via Instagram
  2. @DrBusinesswoman lol I am the one and only crassmonster 8:35 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android in reply to DrBusinesswoman
  3. @madflavor hey Coco, long time. Hey do you eat ass on the first date? It's a Hudson County thing.... 7:44 AM May 15th via Twitter for Android in reply to madflavor
  4. @ThatKevinSmith @NHLDevils Dude Marty playing lights out...can I get a RT 6:45 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android in reply to ThatKevinSmith
  5. @OmarKelly I'll piss yo couch 4:39 AM May 12th via Twitter for Android in reply to OmarKelly
  6. @Y_U_NOOO thats old dude...you already said that.. Y U NOOO THINK OF SOMETHING NEW!!! 6:33 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android in reply to Y_U_NOOO
  7. @ForrestGriffin @danhardymma dude being a dad of too....im with @ForrestGriffin...pregnant chicks are sexy 6:31 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android in reply to ForrestGriffin
  8. @DrBusinesswoman hey buddy. Hows it going??? Welcome to Twitter. 6:26 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  9. @ottovonschirach my finger thought hurts 6:14 PM May 10th via Twitter for Android
  10. #devildoll #cotondetulear #beegee #sexy #picoftheday #radiskull #miami #miamibeach instagr.am/p/KbRtH0sQ5t/ 5:38 PM May 9th via Instagram
  11. Agghhhhh im back... Go Heat #miamiheat follow me on #instagram @crassmonster 5:09 PM May 9th via Twitter for Android
  12. We jammed last night...good shit instagr.am/p/KAzXO3MQ1r/ 10:50 AM Apr 29th via Instagram
  13. Crassmonster instagr.am/p/J4foM8MQ0N/ 5:23 AM Apr 26th via Instagram
  14. I checked in at Taco Rico (1608 Alton Rd) on #Yelp bit.ly/utYssj 10:44 AM Apr 17th via Yelp
  15. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/JcUbhHsQ4W/ 6:47 AM Apr 15th via Instagram
  16. I checked in at Greyhound Bus Lines (2910 N Blvd) on #Yelp bit.ly/HIllod 2:58 AM Apr 14th via Yelp
  17. From Miami to Fayettville....for a tasty hot dog....now sleep. No Gavin not the band :-) instagr.am/p/JY-t7kMQ-8/ 11:39 PM Apr 13th via Instagram
  18. I don't wanna goto China I just want to fall in love, picking up the broken pieces Valentine instagr.am/p/JXlpMHsQ6W/ 10:41 AM Apr 13th via Instagram