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CPLAISIR

  1. The only person I wanna call when there's a problem is the only person I can't get in touch with.
  2. Misplaced my drugs :'(
  3. When I stop giving a fuck, trust me, it's real noticeable.
  4. Ain't with that arguing shit all the time.
  5. If you ain't lifting the burden, you probably adding to it.
  6. Smh
  7. Can people really be this spiteful?
  8. People just love to push my buttons.
  9. Small world.
  10. I like seeing those mom's who remain slim even after having a baby.
  11. You not up on that.
  12. I love gel manicures. Lasts so much longer.
  13. No two people are alike.
  14. Every guy is NOT the same.
  15. I wanna be the girl that makes you say, "My life has changed for the better since I've met her."
  16. I hate how I can't hate you.
  17. Blunted.
  18. They never know what they want & they never know what they have till it's gone.