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  1. Wal-Mart was a master stroke of capitalistic genius: cater to poor people while turning the middle class into poor people throughout America 8:17 AM Nov 2nd from web
  2. Say hello to the WR4 of The Great CNBC Sucks. I picked Michael Crabtree up as soon as he signed. The racists and the haters can kiss my ass. 7:17 AM Oct 20th from web
  3. The 49ers didn't guarantee Crabtree $17 million to see him sit on third-and-eight, http://tinyurl.com/yfu6lzt. Damn f*ckin' straight. 7:15 AM Oct 20th from web
  4. FOUR BUMPS on my blog traffic due to the convergence of Eva Amurri's topless scene in Californication and Meghan McCain's breast controversy 11:22 AM Oct 18th from web
  5. Research for fantasy football can be pretty involved, http://tinyurl.com/yg3swpv 5:25 PM Oct 15th from web
  6. If The Great CNBC Sucks were in Lord of the Flies, Jack would "disappear" in the middle of the story and everything would have been fine. 7:38 AM Oct 13th from web
  7. There are only two things you can count on in life: That most people will be stupid and that the strong will take advantage of the weak. 7:33 AM Oct 13th from web
  8. Sure, go ahead and use napalm, but be ready to put the fire out. 7:09 AM Oct 13th from web
  9. If you don't KNOW how being a Republican benefits YOU directly and specifically, then I would suggest that you ALWAYS VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT. 8:08 AM Oct 12th from web
  10. The strong want the weak to diffuse their efforts, revel in mediocrity, be disengaged, and never raise a fuss, even as they are screwed. 7:59 AM Oct 12th from web
  11. Don't have too many endeavors, and don't have too many objectives. Focus on a few endeavors, and one primary objective for each endeavor. 7:44 AM Oct 12th from web
  12. In the military, it is tough enough to achieve the primary objective. I know because I played video games. ;) Screw secondary objectives. 7:42 AM Oct 12th from web
  13. If you don't have enough friends, I doubt fantasy football is gonna help you much, son. And no one awards you congeniality points. 7:40 AM Oct 12th from web
  14. With all endeavors in life, know your primary objective: are you looking to fuck, make money, make friends, learn, give, create, or win? 7:36 AM Oct 12th from web
  15. The rest of you weaklings, play it safe for your own sakes and VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT. 6:33 AM Oct 12th from web
  16. Republicans and Libertarians get away with a lot, but when they fuck with another Republican, that is their mistake. Especially this one. 6:32 AM Oct 12th from web
  17. Funny thing though...why are connivers generally Republicans and Libertarians? As a registered Republican, I suppose it's the will to power. 6:30 AM Oct 12th from web
  18. I wasn't talking about politics. I'm talking about fantasy football. But in all cases, connivers rely on the Silent Majority staying silent. 6:27 AM Oct 12th from web
  19. The strong will always take advantage of the weak, the informed of the uninformed, the engaged of the apathetic. Shove it back up their ass. 6:22 AM Oct 12th from web
  20. Focus your energies on things that matter most and you can control, and within those endeavors manage against all frailties of human nature. 6:19 AM Oct 12th from web
  • Name The Great CNBC Sucks
  • Location With Carmen Sandiego, of cours
  • Web http://cnbcsucks....
  • Bio The Great CNBC Sucks is widely regarded as the John D. Rockefeller (and not Jr. either) of the global "CNBC sucks" blog industry.
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