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Just dropped food into my boot. No idea how I managed to acheive that. The lettuce all over the keyboard is a much more pedestrian effort.about 1 hour agofrom DestroyTwitter
Desperately trying to get a large number of things work and non work things sorted out today.My head might explode and it's only 10.30am.about 3 hours agofrom DestroyTwitter
Oh my good god! Proper mentalists on five live phone in this morning. Shouty crazy lady has forced me to switch off.about 5 hours agofrom twidroid
Why am I wide awake? Going to try and rectify this immediately with more sleepabout 8 hours agofrom twidroid
Home! Hurrah! Actually had a fun train journey home. Do much better when people talk to each other. Normals like,not the crazy train mentalsabout 14 hours agofrom twidroid
@matlock RT speeded-up clockface over melting iceberg("time running out for climate change talks") Day Today clearly wasn't subtle enough.about 15 hours agofrom twidroid
Just had the most lovely chat on the train with a couple whose son went to my school. Small worldabout 15 hours agofrom twidroid
