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  1. Scientists have produced sperm in a lab! Not sure why they tried that breed of dog.
  2. Last day in office before holiday, but 2 strategy awaydays Thurs & Fri. Lots of 'testiculating' - waving arms, talking bollocks!
  3. @louisebolotin ..like it's a member of AA - always shitfaced? Loved TW - can they keep it up for 3 more days? Oooh Mrs.........
  4. @JasonShand No, because they love and know me well. It was a circus tonight, and did him no favour. Jackson 5 tickets anyone? 20% discount.
  5. @JasonShand Very kind of you, but point is 'I wouldn't care'! Because it wouldn't change anything. MJ good e.g of greek defin of pathetic!
  6. @JasonShand On every level. Oops! On the level of MJ being a human being.
  7. @caitlinmoran CC quote: "Life's a tragedy in close up and a comedy in long shot". All those critics of MJ jokes and satire should listen.
  8. @JasonShand To be honest, I'm more worried about my Mother Teresa gags back in 1997........! Even you must agree tonight's over the top!
  9. He went on to say..."Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
  10. "Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it." - Great Lenny Bruce quote.
  11. Bacon chops on BBQ for breakfast!
  12. Unless #MrsSlocombesPussy gives away a new laptop it'll never replace #moonfruit as top trending topic. Bad timing Mollie!
  13. Don't be snobbish or too proud! #moonfruit
  14. Michael Jackson still on home page of many 'quality'papers! Who's going to look after Molly Sugden's kids!? Diana Ross v.quiet on that one!
  15. In office early, beat traffic, now just got to get motivated!
  16. Original Michael Jackson joke? http://charlesletterman.com
  17. @betsymartian Slight allergic reaction? - I get this sometimes as I've a mild, not serious, nut allergy.
  18. Marketing Week Live - seminars over-subscribed as usual and, mostly, badly presented.
  19. Frankie Boyle on Michael Jackson! http://twi.la/nsa7w
  20. Jackson is being labelled 'Eccentric'. What, like Moira Hindley or Fred West? Blogged - www.charlesletterman.com