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- I'm a lucky man. I never would've gotten packed & ready for this trip without my wife. She's awesome for putting up with me. I love her.8:50 PM Jul 9th from web
- Sugar Milk is coming. Join the Facebook group - Thanks: http://tinyurl.com/lk8p3k1:49 PM Jul 8th from web
- 5 y/o just hurled a magic marker at her sister during a fight. Apparently she misunderstood the word "Sharpie."7:35 AM Jul 8th from web
- Just found out I have $40 library fine. I think I'm the victim of identity theft by domestic terrorists age 5 and 7.5:19 AM Jul 8th from web
- Apparently red ants really dig tortilla chips Found hundreds of them in the bag waiting for me to bring their order of fajitas & more salsa2:21 PM Jul 6th from web
- Tips for dad to bond with baby - http://shar.es/cDaN9:34 AM Jul 3rd from ShareThis.com
- The 1st rule of (Kid) Fight Club You do not talk about Fight Club, 2nd Rule of (Kid) Fight Club Please don't tell on me for spitting on you!6:35 AM Jul 2nd from web
- I've sent my resume & filled job apps out so many times, I don't know who I am anymore. I find myself asking, "When the hell did I do that?"7:21 PM Jul 1st from web
- For all you writers - which type of writer are you? RT @tweetmeme Collective Inkwell http://bit.ly/1cVEdA9:26 AM Jul 1st from web
- 11 loads of laundry DONE! WhooHoo! I'm da man! ...sort a *sigh* I think I'm going to go smoke a cigar & scratch my butt or something7:14 AM Jul 1st from web
- Elvis Presley & Michael Jackson ink deal with National Enquirer to keep ailing mag afloat: Grilled Cheese Jesus "burnt" after being snubbed1:18 PM Jun 30th from web
- What to say in Houston if you want to get punched in the face: "Hot enough for ya?" This has been a public service announcement.6:05 AM Jun 29th from web
- The kids living above us sound like 300lb kangaroos on pogo sticks in a sack race.9:55 AM Jun 28th from web
- "Dad, talking to you on the phone 50 times is like seeing your face for 1 second" I hate living away from my boys. Gotta find a way back6:46 PM Jun 27th from web
- It's so hot Houston & I forgot the kids' crayons in the van Do you know what 600 melted crayons looks like? A Crayola acid trip.8:53 AM Jun 27th from web
- 5 y/o's quote of the morning: SNEEZE! Hey, mucus almost came out of mouth, but my lips stopped it. (& we are all better for it)7:34 AM Jun 27th from web
- I can now refer to myself as an award-winning writer & it not be something I did in the second grade. http://tinyurl.com/ldfgqb6:52 AM Jun 26th from web
- Now they're saying Jeff Goldblum died on set in New Zealand today as well.4:54 PM Jun 25th from web
- Rough day - Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon & Farrah Fawcett all gone in the past 48 hrs. Condolences.3:44 PM Jun 25th from web
- Wife: Hey Hon what do you want for dinner? Me: I'm not that hungry. Wife: Good, just verifying because I didn't planning on cooking.3:33 PM Jun 25th from web
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- Name R_mattocks
- Location Houston
- Web http://clarkkents...
- Bio I'm a dad, I have 5 kids, I work at home, I have issues; therefore, I write.
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