CJBarker
- Commercial: "When America coughs, America has Delsym (TM)." Apparently, when Canada coughs, Canada is screwed.8:08 PM Nov 6th from web
- My hard drive apparently noticed my computer-browsing on Sunday, took it personally, and, last night, offed itself. Bye, documents.9:52 AM Oct 27th from web
- - Yahoo! News may want to check the appropriateness of their photo/story pairings.10:18 PM Oct 25th from TwitPic
- @ Congrats!8:13 PM Oct 20th from web in reply to TSGinWY
- Thanks, grocery store lady.6:28 PM Oct 20th from web
- Lady behind me at the grocery store plopped down a thermometer, nasal spray, and Hall's Mentho Lyptus drops. I'm gonna wash my hands again.7:59 PM Oct 19th from web
- Foolproof spam identifier: it opens with "Regards!" closes with "Have a good mood," and compliments your perfume in between.11:13 PM Oct 18th from web
- Saw a pre-teen at "Borders" yesterday, lobbying his mom to buy Glenn Beck's latest book; pitied his future U.S. government teacher.10:26 PM Oct 18th from web
- Joe Buck just jinxed the heck out of Brian Fuentes. "He's given up six home runs this season...." WHAM! 3-3.9:17 PM Oct 17th from web
- Thanks for nothing, Shepard Fairey. You can't advance fair use with unfair tactics of your own. 10:41 PM Oct 16th from web
- It's 12:30 a.m. in my empty apartment and I just said "Excuse me" after sneezing. Not sure if that makes me exceedingly polite or neurotic.11:33 PM Oct 14th from web
- Cautionary tale: local lady went dumpster diving last week and found a neat boom-box box. Inside was not a stereo, but a dead cat.11:03 PM Oct 13th from web
- I posted some random pics to my blog, complete with oh-so-witty commentary, if you're interested: 11:39 PM Oct 12th from web
- Anyone know why British musicians talk with an accent but seem to sing without one?4:34 PM Oct 11th from web
- @ @ Both good answers. The one I had in mind was: "You can't shank a bum with a pistol."2:38 PM Oct 11th from web in reply to Rand_alThor
- - What's wrong with this Facebook ad for Mobsters 2? (Multiple answers accepted.)8:36 PM Oct 10th from TwitPic
- Who needs Adobe's fancy PhotoShop when you have doodles and PhotoSketch: 8:10 PM Oct 10th from web
- Here's a secret -- Windows Media Player's shuffle mode isn't actually random. How stupid is that?12:52 PM Oct 10th from web
- Oh instant replay, MLB umps are crying out for thee!11:15 PM Oct 9th from web
- How do you know a divorce is bitter? When the husband requests half of their dead son's ashes. True local story (Judge said no).8:38 PM Oct 6th from web
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