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CFishTank

  1. Just been teaching a 3 year old child called William how to write his name, he got bored after 5 letters and just wrote Willi #Snigger
  2. Going for a pint in my shorts.
  3. ...so that pretty much brings an end to tonight's Tweets from a Train #TFAT
  4. About to jump off the train. Going to dash home and then probably head for a few beers give we're not playing tomorrow #StillGutted
  5. @JimboStudios you've missed me by about 10 mins mate. It's for the best to be fair as I've got my big bag with me again...
  6. Now got my sunglasses on and I think I look cool - although I'd suspect I actually look like a bit of a kn*b.
  7. @npatchett @Noisykeeper @BigMacCrouch are you boys attending #FridayBeers around 9pm?
  8. @ashjacobs @rob_steer good lads - although I'd like to think you would at least wear matching shoes unlike the bloke in the photo.
  9. On my connecting train, sat near a woman who's drinking a can of Stella #Classy
  10. I very much admire this man - I also imagine that @ashjacobs would do this kind of thing. yfrog.com/ke6fbjoj
  11. Just jumped off my train and I'm awaiting my connection.
  12. @grant_purvis can't say I've ever seen Soccer AM mate - even if they do appear to tell brilliant jokes.
  13. @ashjacobs I would say I sympathise... but I work 5 days a week. My days of being a student and sitting around in my pants are behind me.
  14. Beautiful weather at the moment, quite gutted I'm not playing cricket tomorrow in all honesty. Hope it stays this nice for Sunday's game.
  15. It goes without saying that I don't want to do that - and nor would I want people to think that I'd do that.
  16. It's such a nice evening that I'm tempted to put my sunglasses on - although it'd just look like I'm taking the piss out of the blind man...
  17. I love Venetian blinds - if it wasn't for them, it'd be curtains for everyone...
  18. ...by that I mean someone who has no vision - not someone who fits Venetian blinds for a living.
  19. This is a #TFAT first, I'm currently sat next to a blind man.
  20. ... I'm now half expecting someone else to take out a water-cooler full of coca cola.