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But Mom everyone failed.
about 18 hours ago
via GrabInbox
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When your parents come into your room and you just sit there and stare at Google until they leave.
about 3 hours ago
via web
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No, I will not be 'hanging out' this weekend, nor will I be getting 'hammered' or hoping to get 'nailed'....you assholes.
7:14 PM May 24th
via GrabInbox
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Goodnight world. I had a really good day thanks to someone special.
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Payphone by Maroon 5
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Can't play golf outside... Fine. I'll just play TW PGA 13
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Time to go play some golf.
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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A girl can be your best friend, wife, worst enemy, or worst nightmare. It just depends on how you treat her.
about 12 hours ago
via web
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Off to go get my report card.
about 18 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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"@: @ " Nice. You got lucky beating Vancouver in 5 tho. :) - from @
8:06 PM May 24th
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Anyone else currently laying in bed at the moment?
8:02 PM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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Me: Breathes.
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
8:01 PM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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Me: Hey, mom did you ever have any cravings while you were pregnant with me?
Mom: Yeah, an abortion
Me: ( ._.)
7:40 PM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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Goooodnight twitter peoples!!
7:41 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Caesar's , the birthplace of the salad...maybe
7:39 PM May 24th
via Twitpic
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I'm so glad it's Friday tomorrow! Last day of work this week. Then imma be golfing on Saturday!!!
7:40 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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"Whats up?"
"Boners, airplanes, unemployment rate, homelessness, ya know the usual. "
"....."
7:36 PM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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I wouldn't ever want lesbian parents.I'm not homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
7:35 PM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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Attractive girl: Hey what's up?
Me: Who paid you?
7:31 PM May 24th
via Twitter for Android
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7:25 PM May 24th
via web
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- Name Tyler Collie
- Location the land of confusion
- Bio sometimes i like to hit a little white ball around a field
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