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iSpeakComedy That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking your pen, and you have to click it one more time to use it. 8:44 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 331 others
#Pacers need to bring back Hibbert and acquire a superstar. Someone that can carry the team and put butts in the seats. #attendance 7:50 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
EvidentlyTrue Over 90% of diseases are caused or complicated by stress. (waste no energy on what you cannot change, think positive) 6:23 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 642 others
FactBoook Microsoft put Solitaire on windows computers to teach people how to drag-and-drop. 6:01 PM May 22nd via Tricklr Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 227 others
MichiganGoat Soriano refuses to lose to Houston's Little League team #GoCubsGo 6:13 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 1 other
@83HSR love you boo bear! 4:11 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
CubsDen LOL! RT @Eli_2317: @CubsDen Bob Brenly's new sabermetric: OPPOIP: opponents pissed off per inning played. #Classic 6:09 PM May 20th via TweetDeck Retweeted by CBMiller18
FSIndiana RT @pacers: Need a new look? We found your new Profile Picture/Twitter Avatar. #BeatTheHeat twitter.com/Pacers/status/… 4:46 AM May 20th via HootSuite Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 4 others
bullpenbrian Bryan LaHair’s 10 HR lead all MLB first basemen this year. Paul Konerko is 2nd w/ 8 HR. #Cubs 4:25 PM May 19th via HootSuite Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 1 other
WilIyWonkaa You were really popular in high school, you say? I bet that helped you out later in life. 10:50 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 731 others
ChuckGarfien I'm told Konerko's eye is swollen shut. Might be more than a couple games. Stay tuned. 1:22 PM May 19th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 31 others
Brandon14News BREAKING: An Indiana minister with strong ties to Evansville is killed when he's shot in the face inside his church. Latest on 14 News at 6 3:46 PM May 19th via TweetDeck Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 4 others
UberFacts Pumbaa from "The Lion King" was the first character to fart in a Disney movie. 3:47 PM May 19th via Buffer Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 3868 others
autocorrects 1911: dracula used to drink virgin girls blood 2011: he died of hunger. 5:45 AM May 19th via Buffer Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 2636 others
BaseballGuys Sept. 2003 - Mark Prior made 6 starts. Here are the pitch totals: 131, 129, 109, 123, 131, 133 - #cubs ow.ly/b0vfh 12:32 PM May 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 11 others
lheron Zuckerberg Wealth-o-Meter: Zuck worth $19.21billion, 33 mins before closing bell on.wsj.com/KJS52R 12:28 PM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 317 others
UberFacts 1/3rd of your pillow's weight comes from dead skin cells, bugs, dead dust mites and their droppings. bit.ly/IQRE8b 8:17 PM May 17th via Buffer Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 1201 others
MLBreports Adam Dunn already up to 30 RBIs. Comeback Player of the Year. He was too good not to bounce back. 8:17 PM May 17th via web Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 1 other
MikeWellsNBA Crowd has the, "He's a flopper chant" going as Wade shoots free throws. 6:11 PM May 17th via web Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 44 others
ComedyTruth Instead of whack a mole I prefer slap a hoe. 6:45 PM May 16th via Echofon Retweeted by CBMiller18 and 903 others