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  1. @donttrythis You get to have all of the fun.about 11 hours ago from web in reply to donttrythis
  2. Fishmonger (pointing to some whole fish): This one is pretty good. Me: Lady, I couldn't possibly eat that; the head is still attached.about 12 hours ago from web
  3. @ThatKevinSmith I'm ashamed to say that I have only caught the end of Chasing Amy so I AM going to buy it on Blu-Ray. (Clerks II is my fave)2:22 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to ThatKevinSmith
  4. Cover of National Enquirer: Dr. Phil Only Three Years To Live... If only!1:06 PM Nov 9th from Twitterrific
  5. Dear crotchety old bastard telling me where the line starts: I'm not IN line, so check your hostility.12:42 PM Nov 9th from Twitterrific
  6. @jpoetker If I kept it all in I would explode.7:24 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to jpoetker
  7. @jpoetker I am out of the office. However, that doesn't mean that I am not working.7:09 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to jpoetker
  8. Just finished yelling. Taking a break. And then, more yelling.6:42 AM Nov 9th from web
  9. About to start cranking on some screen mockups.2:27 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  10. @adamr People I know?2:26 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific in reply to adamr
  11. But not as impressive on the Pre. Must be optimized for iPhone.12:42 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  12. ESPN's mobile NFL game coverage is pretty damned awesome.12:40 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  13. @adamr No. I am here for the week following my dad's second angioplasty. Is that where you are?12:10 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific in reply to adamr
  14. Listening to Ravens at Bengals on satellite radio.10:28 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  15. According to this flight tracker looking at, I am about ten inches from MCO.6:30 AM Nov 8th from web
  16. Ready for another? #threewordsaftersex6:17 AM Nov 8th from web
  17. I love inflight internet.5:22 AM Nov 8th from web
  18. Yes, my shoulders are broad and I have an aisle seat. That doesn't give you the right to put your pumpkin-sized boobs on them as you pass.4:37 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  19. Waiting to board my 8 o'clock flight to Orlando.4:22 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  20. saw a dead coyote on the way to the store to pick up bread.9:37 AM Nov 7th from web