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  1. THAT'S MY SEAT IT'S WHERE I DO MY BEST POOS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
  2. Hooray! I'm the noisiest breather on the bus again!
  3. For once the pool of liquid at my feet is not pee-pee. Well it is, but everyone thinks it's melted snow. Until they catch a whiff.
  4. When I stick my winkle in the snow it feels cold!
  5. I LOVE IT WHEN I FIND TEABAGS IN MY SOCKS
  6. This window tastes *amazing*.
  7. So, women don't like you trying to lick their shoes while they're wearing them. Free clean, I'd have thought.
  8. Oh man, I forgot my guitar! Oh well, I'll play the back of this guy's seat.
  9. Pointing at everything the bus passes, with my face pressed up against the window.
  10. It's weird how the driver won't accept my Dennis The Menace membership card.
  11. Just had a great brainstorm with @apigeon and @apacketofcrisps. Plenty to mull over moving forward.
  12. I found a book on a seat! Now I'm whacking it against my head. Feels good.
  13. I'm holding onto one of the bars on the bottom deck and swinging around, going "weee!". Everyone's pretending not to notice AGAIN. Grrr!
  14. Singing opera, willing people to pay me attention.
  15. Throwing torn-up newspaper out of the window on the top deck to make it look like it's snowing.
  16. Listening to my favourite building demolitions on my headphones. They're not plugged into anything.
  17. Swearing loudly at nobody in particular.
  18. Beatboxing with no rhythm.
  19. Preparing for dinner by preparing to pick up that guy's half-finished kebab.
  20. Blowing my nose in my hands, wiping it on the seat fabric, licking my lips and grunting.