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  1. @edwlynch What is the difference between women and quinoa? I cry when i burn my quinoa. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to edwlynch
  2. there is something amazingly invaluable about a smack to the head. about 13 hours ago from web
  3. destroyed my hand while climbing yesterday. i can not grip anything and typing is brutal. about 17 hours ago from web
  4. Conor and I discovered what I would look like if i was a gay vigilante superhero. http://bit.ly/8CC1tm 5:05 PM Jan 3rd from web
  5. This is the best and most useless machine ever - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4 10:22 PM Jan 1st from web
  6. dear 2009, go fuck yourself. 3:47 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
  7. wow. just... wow.... "man talk" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynoiBF7OjkI 11:20 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  8. and a one of us! one of us! one of us! to you to @timmmii 4:42 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  9. @edrabbit one of us! one of us! one of us! 4:34 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web in reply to edrabbit
  10. Apologies for the span, but I really want to sell this bike. You should be at least two inches shorter than @steen. http://bit.ly/5sszPY 7:26 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web
  11. RT: @TEDxSoMa Retweet this and follow @TEDxSoMa for a chance to attend the extraordinary #TEDxSoMa http://bit.ly/4pyt4v 6:48 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web
  12. @Rubin110 Is he dead? If he is, I call dibs on whatever gland he has that removes all shame from treating twitter as his personal blog! 2:55 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web in reply to Rubin110
  13. In case you did not know, the moon will be full and blue on NYE. 7:31 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  14. The mistletoe above the Ferry Building cross walk is still up. 2:39 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  15. Sitting in San Diego airport waiting to fly to LA where I can wait for two hours to fly to SFO. Death to this weekend. 2:53 PM Dec 27th, 2009 from web
  16. BTW - my step-dad's computer runs windows ME, has 120 MB ram, no spyware and runs ie 5 (FTW!). 9:49 PM Dec 26th, 2009 from web
  17. I am not a computer whiz. I am functionally literate, know how to use google, have a moderate bullshit detector, and can follow directions. 9:48 PM Dec 26th, 2009 from web
  18. Stabby! Stabby-mc-stab-stab-stab-stabby-stein! I stab-stab-stab my way to happiness. STAB STAB STAB!! 11:13 AM Dec 26th, 2009 from web
  19. "the industries of the present have lobbyists but the industries of the future do not." - electricrebel 11:41 PM Dec 25th, 2009 from web
  20. 39 hours until i am on my way home. 11:29 PM Dec 25th, 2009 from web
  • Name burstein
  • Location San Francisco
  • Bio Is it meaningless in here, or is it just me?
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