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  1. Bit worried that everytime I try and type 'monday' I type 'monkey' instead. less than a minute ago from TweetDeck
  2. @AllieWhiteley help me... must.... resist.... innuendo....... 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to AllieWhiteley
  3. @Moogie55 @justinewalshe she does like to help, she brings them indoors. We'd have let her tidy them all up but it'd have taken her years! 20 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  4. Bonnie was watching me sweep leaves today, and she ran up the tree, which had about 20 leaves left on it, picked one and brought it over! 25 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  5. @beckleeallen thanks. 30 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to beckleeallen
  6. @beckleeallen ...said the centipede. 39 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to beckleeallen
  7. @LucyAnnabel what is the other one for then? Midgets? I'm learning a lot about other people's hygiene habits today... 42 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to LucyAnnabel
  8. @Awkward_Donuts we all would. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck in reply to Awkward_Donuts
  9. @Jimmylazers I would! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Jimmylazers
  10. @LucyAnnabel wow you have a nozzle for both ends! about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to LucyAnnabel
  11. @Twaaikie well you're quite fair. I think it's something fair people are lucky enough to not have to think about. Yay! about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Twaaikie
  12. @HettyElibet I think if I shaved my arms they'd grow back like a man's. about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to HettyElibet
  13. @Jecsa yes, I remember the ones at Devon, they were purply blue. Pretty about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Jecsa
  14. Wow I've never been so glad to be a pale, freckly type who can't sit in the sun for two minutes without frazzling to a crisp about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. @Alpha_bet_Pony Ignore my last tweet, totally forgot you're in Ireland. Just looked at the FB page! There you are! Woop! about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Alpha_bet_Pony
  16. @HettyElibet crikey. When'd you start doing that? Are you especially dark/Mediterranean? Have I just been spoiled by being fair? about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to HettyElibet
  17. @caitlinmoran Just looked at your timeline, you know an awful lot of people called Charlie. Coincidence? I think not. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to caitlinmoran
  18. Do some women really shave their arm hair? about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. @mental_floss people shave their ARMS?? about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mental_floss
  20. Danny Butterman joins the Turkish police force: http://bit.ly/8EPxsI about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck