Burke
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Those West Point cadets looked SO thrilled!
14 minutes ago
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@ Play something off Beck's "Midnite Vultures."
about 5 hours ago
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@ Does Aspen Dental offer free services like they want me to provide?
about 5 hours ago
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@ Oh man, now I need to get my headset and do an Art Bell announcer voice over.
about 5 hours ago
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@ I'm eagerly awaiting a speech commemorating the day from The One!
about 12 hours ago
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Heading to bed, a mucus-beast spreading its corpulent fingers into my skull-nooks and a voice like Rachel Ray mimicking Leonard Cohen...
4:37 PM Nov 30th
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What if aliens really aren't all that intelligent, and are just a bunch of Biff Tannens to whom hyperdrives are like Hemis?
1:07 PM Nov 30th
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@ Firefox for the win. Blocked that sucka.
12:39 PM Nov 30th
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Post-Thanksgiving weigh-in: I stepped on the scale, looked with one closed eye, then ran away like Scott Evil. I think I saw double-digits.
7:05 AM Nov 30th
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I'm sure the fact the IPCC dude looks like Rasputin has nothing to do with my lack of confidence in his words.
6:19 AM Nov 30th
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"Wait, this isn't a detonator! It's a deus ex machina!" XD
12:53 AM Nov 30th
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"Last year's worst job -- CRACK WHORE -- has been replaced. The new worst job: BOTHAN SPY." ((rimshot))
5:27 PM Nov 29th
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All the commercials for antidepressants feature a woman tucking her hair behind her ear while staring out a window.
10:46 PM Nov 28th
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@ Tweeting this late, I assumed some form of drink was involved.
1:59 AM Nov 28th
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If you're an Oscar-winning actor over 60, you have a yearly quota of at least one, unfunny "family" movie with an ensemble cast.
4:12 PM Nov 27th
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@ Thanks to the internet, they can buy all they want and say "I stayed home, I want no part of this capitalist culture."
4:04 PM Nov 27th
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I really dislike Gay Blofeld. Donald Pleseance should've been paid whatever he wanted.
2:40 PM Nov 27th
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My nephew passed gas, loud and extraordinarily pungent; I said, "That really stinks!" He looked over his shoulder and replied, "Thank you."
2:37 PM Nov 27th
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Kristen Stewart is kinda hot, but outside of the TWILIGHT movies she looks like Helen Slater's understudy from THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN.
8:57 AM Nov 27th
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Latest unclever, viral neologism: "lamestream media." Hold on, you crackerjack pundits! The zinger cannons are overheating!
11:39 PM Nov 26th
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- Name Burke Hamblin
- Location Oklahoma
- Web http://www.ekrub.net
- Bio A Christian libertarian in need of a cheap elliptical.
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