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  1. Jesus is trying to convince me Easter is about him. Whatever. Getting ready for the egg drop in a few days. 7:14 PM Apr 4th from web
  2. Played with the kids today. Now I'm headed out on the town to play with their mothers. Then, it's back to cutting fake grass. 7:12 PM Apr 4th from web
  3. Crap! Ate too many marshmallow chicks. Diarrhea. Not good for the fur. Took some Easter pink Pepto. And some Skittles. 8:31 PM Jan 8th from web
  4. This year, Easter is April 12. Funny, I have had 12 girlfriends this week named April. Coincidence? 5:39 PM Jan 7th from web
  5. The rumors are true. My farts do smell like carrots. And whiskey. 7:27 PM Jan 6th from web
  6. Okay, quit sending me the IHOP gift certificates. Funny. I get it. Ha ha. Cheesy. Send money so I can eat at a nice place. With a salad bar. 7:20 AM Jan 5th from web
  7. Hung out with Jesus today to talk over plans for Easter. Talking about ditching the plastic eggs and saving the environment. 5:23 PM Jan 4th from web
  8. Stayed up all night hopped-up on Toblerone, Jelly Bellies, & Crunk. I had a few women too. Loved 'em & left 'em! Wish they'd quit calling. 7:07 AM Jan 1st from web
  9. When the ball dropped in Times Square, I ran around throwing that fake green Easter basket grass on everyone to piss them off. Hilarious. 9:30 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
  10. Just bought 5000 gallons of vinegar to dye eggs. Makes the house smell like cat piss! 1:31 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from mobile web
  11. Starting to stockpile candy. This year, I'm dipping my turds in chocolate and giving them to the dumb kids. Cool kids get Cadbury. 10:39 AM Dec 30th, 2008 from web
  12. Just mixed some Easter Mentos with Diet Coke and put it on Foo Foo's porch. Rang the doorbell. 12:34 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from web
  13. Getting a drink with Santa tonight. Some of the other bunnies r coming along. Peter Cottontail, Bugs, and that jackass Little Bunny Foo Foo. 12:23 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from web
  14. New GPS I got for Christmas is cheap and crappy. Thanks for nothing, Santa. Could have had the iPhone 3G but, no. WalMart sale dung. 12:16 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from web
  • Name Bunnyispissed
  • Location Would rather not say.
  • Bio Candy and booze. Lots of girlfriends. Lots. Vegetarian. Gone green.
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