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Bunkybowers

Ultimately, everybody ****s you around... #lifemotto about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
@jpops007 chip shops very poor in Petersfield. And I'm an expert in chips! :o) about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to jpops007
Why is it so difficult to get a decent portion of chips in #Petersfield? Had some tonight and they were bloody dreadful! 3:24 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@brendonvbone still... nice guy though ;o) 9:17 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to brendonvbone
@brendonvbone good player in his day too. played a decent standard of non-league apparently 7:49 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to brendonvbone
@brendonvbone also a scummer! :o) 7:49 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to brendonvbone
@loveandgarbage horrible moment when I saw somebody say you were dead. Mightily relieved... 6:47 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
I always wanted 2 b able to make music,paint,make people laugh + write a book; now I'd settle 4 walking upstairs without being out of breath 6:45 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
@brendonvbone was that SImon? 6:43 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to brendonvbone
MattCooperGolf Separately to @davetindallgolf I too have spotted the rubbish Rickie Fowler - twitter.com/MattCooperGolf… 6:10 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Bunkybowers and 3 others
@brendonvbone yeah I know mush. I have the same problem :o( Ashworth is my shirt of choice these days 6:12 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to brendonvbone
GOLFBIZTWEETS Sub70-sponsored Andrew Dodt is joint leader at Wentworth. Five under after seven. Looking good in more ways than one sir... #golffashion 3:49 AM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Bunkybowers
@marymaryw *shudders* 2:43 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to marymaryw
@marymaryw OY. Don't infringe my human rights... 2:11 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to marymaryw
@PompeyGoat @cjmillsnun Blimey that must make me Trotsky! 1:09 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to PompeyGoat
@luvvielighter @PompeyReece If only... 1:01 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to luvvielighter
Ben Fogle's next challenge will be to do nothing for a whole year. Not even appear on TV or newspapers. Maybe play a bit of polo... 7:49 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
@PompeyReece it is, it is... 7:42 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to PompeyReece
.@UtilityVicki sadly tied in to O2 for another year. So that's 12 more months without a bloody signal :o( 7:41 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
@PompeyReece Third world mate innit 7:40 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to PompeyReece

Name Dave Bowers
Location Hampshire
Web http://www.davebo...
Bio Journalist, writer, idiot, creator of half-baked ideas. An Eccles for the 21st century. Cloth-eared pervert. Used to like football