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@jrworthy you know how people in toll booths wear those little plastic medical gloves sometimes to handle the dirty money? Can I get a RT? about 3 hours ago via web
@jrworthy shit! standby.... about 3 hours ago via web in reply to jrworthy
@jrworthy you know how people in phone booths wear those little plastic medical gloves sometimes to handle the dirty money? Can I get a RT? about 4 hours ago via web
@sportsvix i guess when you're flying, the only "dont judge me" kit is the one you borrow at $9/shot at the airport bar... about 4 hours ago via web
LettersOfNote Amazing letter from Bob Dylan in 1963: bit.ly/LHoaLf 4:36 AM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by BumsLogic and 169 others
I think it's time for the Subaru Forester to decide what kinda vehicle it wants to be. I mean c'mon already. 5:15 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@jrworthy wife and son are out running an errand so I'll prolly start some turkey burgers for dinner. Can I get a RT? 3:31 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
Saw a bumper sticker that read "Proud Parent, Just Because!" on the back of a car belonging to someone whose kid never made the honor roll. 3:28 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
jrworthy @BumsLogic my team won the premiere league bocce tournament. Can I get a RT? 5:27 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BumsLogic
Katy_Read Like many writers, I have rituals. Before writing, I pour coffee, open the window by my desk, and attempt to read the entire internet. 8:17 AM May 18th via web Retweeted by BumsLogic and 4013 others
BREAKING: Van Halen abruptly cancels tour because "David Lee Roth" was actually Donna Summer. 6:06 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
jrworthy If you are a fan of @BumsLogic then you need to follow @jadedbitterman 10:12 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BumsLogic
@jrworthy bro I done been here for a while. 10:32 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android in reply to jrworthy
therealelp LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ITS MY HONOR TO PRESENT TO YOU MY 3RD SOLO ALBUM CANCER4CURE. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. rollingstone.com/music/news/alb… 7:41 AM May 18th via web Retweeted by BumsLogic and 79 others
@jrworthy I'm spending the weekend at a resort and just packed my slippers. Can I get a RT? 8:03 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
FauxJohnMadden Packers thinking of retiring Favre's number. Then they decided not to retire it. They they decided to retire it. 6:03 AM May 18th via Echofon Retweeted by BumsLogic and 572 others
@jadedbitterman I'm really kinda busy, Rat... 6:10 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android in reply to jadedbitterman
@mackarillo I think pissed promoters just said that to rolling stone. Real sources say no such thing. We'll see.... 6:37 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to mackarillo
max_read hi @mattgutmanABC @senjir_abc this is horseshit abcnews.go.com/US/trayvon-mar…- and you should be embarrassed 2:16 PM May 17th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by BumsLogic and 34 others
@AlbertBreer no! Go read and follow @SanhoTree 2:57 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to AlbertBreer

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Bio Writer, Music Freak (Bobs Dylan & Marley, alt-country, HIP-HOP, Springsteen, Jack White, Radiohead, Wilco, Van Halen, Coltrane), NFL Analyst, Sit-Down Comedian