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  1. BREAKING NEWS: The Evil Tax Scheme is just a stupid great green tax invented by Malcolm Turnbull, #UEB's Andrew Bolt confirms on #insiders.
  2. MEMO TO BARNABY JOYCE & PETER HARTCHER: #UEB thanks you for your loyal support. Please provide bank account details to expedite fee payment.
  3. BREAKING NEWS: #UEB honorary doctorates in climate scientology to Tony Abbott, Nick Minchin, Erica Betz, Tony Smith, and Sophie Mirabella.
  4. ADVERTISEMENT: Wear what Andrew Bolt wears! Be the proud owner of a #UEB T-shirt: http://is.gd/4JQs2 All profits to @AnnabelCrabb's charity.
  5. BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Bolt escorted from #Lateline set after claiming to be a climate scientist with a million peer reviewed articles/month.
  6. THE UNIVERSITY OF EAST BUMCRACK: Like TAFE for troglodytes. #UEB #crayons
  7. To obtain your honorary doctorate, please show proof of extraordinary intellectual incompetence and pay your graduation fee via #UEB online.
  8. BREAKING NEWS: #UEB to confer honorary doctorates on Nick Minchin, Steve Fielding, Andrew Bolt, Lord Monckton, Hulk Hogan & Britney Spears.
  9. THE UNIVERSITY OF EAST BUMCRACK: Where life apes smart. #UEB #crayons
  10. #UEB graduate Barnaby Joyce said he knew fuck all about Scientology, but anything the #universityofeastastbumcrack did had his full support.
  11. Prof Xenuphile said #UEB backed the scientology of climate denial, urging the faithful to give generously before an ETS sent them all broke.
  12. Foundation Dean Prof Nick Xenuphile said his first task would be to prove that the religious fervor of climate activists was due to Thetans.
  13. BREAKING NEWS: The Church of Scientology today pledged $35 million to #UEB to establish the nation's first Institute of Climate Psychology.
  14. BREAKING NEWS: Barnaby Joyce gives unqualified support to ETS after leaked National Party memo reveals his doorstops caused global warming.
  15. The University of East Bumcrack: Plugging the gap with witless shock jocks. #UEB #crayons #2GB
  16. BREAKING NEWS: #UEB graduate Sen. Nick Munchkin has been awarded the prestigious Bottom Feeder Award for services to climate change denial.
  17. THE UNIVERSITY OF EAST BUMCRACK: Where life apes smart. #UEB #crayons
  18. BREAKING NEWS: #UEB graduates: add a UEB twibbon to your avatar to promote your alma mater: http://is.gd/4NKXT #goodoldUEB #crayons
  19. BREAKING NEWS: Get a #UEB tee while you can still remember what it's about, says UEB Marketing Director John Singleton: http://is.gd/4JQs2
  20. THE UNIVERSITY OF EAST BUMCRACK: "In crayons consilium." #funkyboltgraphs #penguins