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  1. @billyriggins they met at a gay club in Nashville that Lyla works at. Oops, should I not have tweeted that?
  2. Man, I bet Lyla got a good fucking from Jeter last night. Imagine what he'll do when he breaks the record?
  3. Good to see Lyla with that Derek Jeter fellow. Though I wish she had invited me to the game to tonight.
  4. I'm single, might as well try and bone Tyra's mom!
  5. Baseball season is a waste of time. Only 243 more days until the Panthers opener.
  6. I tell ya, that Tyler Hansbrough looks a heck of a lot like J.D. McCoy. It's uncanny. The only difference is that Hansbrough isn't a pussy.
  7. The loss still stings, but our boys played like champions. Except, of course, for McCoy. That kid is a pussy.
  8. I was just thinking, what the hell happened to Santiago? Oh well, State tonight! Panthers are gonna make history!
  9. @billyriggins Why would I want Mindy? I already took down her mother like an Applebee's sirloin!
  10. @billyriggins You shut your mouth about Lyla's panties, or I will make sure you end up like Jason Streit. Too Soon?
  11. I'm heading to the Landing Strip for lunch with a view. Know what I'm saying?
  12. Oh-oh, I think I hear Riggins banging Lyla in the next room. Now there is definitely no way I am getting to sleep tonight.
  13. I'm so nervous about the big game, no way I'm going to be able to sleep tonight. I hope our spread offense holds up.
  14. Man, Applebee's sure makes a good sirloin.
  15. @billyriggins I'm not gonna let no Riggins boy tell I can't go to the The Landing Strip. I'm their No. 1 customer.
  16. What's gonna take for ME to put YOU in this gorgeous, fully-loaded 2009 Chevy Tahoe? Go Panthers.
  17. @billyriggins I'll see you there!
  18. I think I'm gonna stop off at Applebee's for a sirloin. I'm going for the nine-ouncer tonight!
  19. T-minus two days until State.
  20. There is no way I am going to let the school district break up the DILLON PANTHERS! This is bigger than them. It's bigger than all of us.