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Bubba_Rules

@BrentonRules frotting with some frot bros. definitely not smoking frot though. 4:07 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone from Washington, DC in reply to BrentonRules
DC chillin 4:04 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone from Washington, DC
"not many people get a second chance, just you and probably Obama. " 7:55 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
We're all god's children in the dark. 5:26 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
Will someone please bring me my adderall from my car so I can finally leave my room 7:32 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
@JChaneTrain I'm glad you appreciate the ingenuity of 140, are you still sexerphoning? 7:43 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
Today the quote "I own everybody" was attributed to my father during software integration training. Not sure if I'm inspired or terrified 7:34 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
Calling me a thief for robbing your town? 7:04 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
@WETYDS3 that's probably the best joke ever. I've been LOLing since yesterday. 6:37 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD in reply to WETYDS3
Don't worry, ladies I'll be the DDDDD tonight #DesignatedDrunkDoingDebockleDances @WillydeeBOCKle 6:34 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone from Cabin John, MD
WETYDS3 This is a lie. I know where you live. RT @Bubba_Rules: I live at 140 bpm 5:13 PM May 15th via Echofon Retweeted by Bubba_Rules
I live at 140 bpm 5:12 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
Ooo your ghost hands is cold 9:03 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
Dale Hunter, you are strange. 3:19 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
jessieslife Hey come and tell me, Do you like bass? Do you do ya like bass?!?!?!??! 2:13 PM May 14th via web Retweeted by Bubba_Rules and 19 others
Gramatik I think our neighbors are really glad that we are blasting The Beatles today instead of Dubstep. #diversity 2:45 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Bubba_Rules and 24 others
@MrDocSparks "do dogs have buttcheeks?" 5:01 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
@MrDocSparks BOOM HEADSHOT 1:29 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
I think we can all agree we're on the same team here, and thats the no pie, no sledgehammer team. 8:38 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone from Potomac, MD
OH NO, NOT FINRANNND! 7:56 AM May 13th via web

Name Matt Sparks
Location Potomac, MD
Web http://www.potoma...
Bio Board Certified Professional Scientist. President and CEO of the Javs-for-Dads Foundation. Licensed Realtor. Celebrated Tosser. Dubstep Dabbler. PBC Affiliated.