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  1. First they just Followed. Now the BritneyF***Bots are @ replying? Shit. They're created by SkyNet, aren't they? We're done for.
  2. @bananza Weren't those two hilarious?! Finally converted them to my iTunes library. Figure they'll keep me laughing on the treadmill.
  3. @RyanZeinert Another great one! I also love the "Buffoon & The Valedictorian" sketch from that one. Still quote it to this day.
  4. I don't care how old I get, with each passing year I still laugh just at hard at "The Goat" skit from Adam Sandler (NSFW) http://bit.ly/8DNq
  5. I, for one, am glad Katy Perry released an Unplugged album of her hits. I'm sure the acoustic "I Kissed A Girl" is more raw, personal. Real.
  6. @jims1973 BTW, here's that "Say Anything" spoof I was telling you about last night, from this weekend's SNL: http://bit.ly/5xoQjJ
  7. Wanna walk into a gym feeling like you can take on the world (and gym equipment)? Enter to Springsteen "Born To Run" blasting on your iPod.
  8. This Sun. 12-3pm @ajbombers - #Novembeard Group Photo! Join us whether you participated or just wanna grab a beer w/ the beards!
  9. Noah Baumbach is, on a lower scale, the John Updike of filmmakers. Writes solid characters & dialogue, but detractors label both as elitist.
  10. Ever notice that Texas is the dyslexic spelling of Taxes? How appropriate, when you come to think of their combined popularity.
  11. @jadekaz That's a GREAT docu!
  12. @steffeck In the words of Elvis, "Thank you. Thank you very much!"
  13. RT @redeyechicago: What if a major city was totally empty? Here's a look at what L.A. would be like - pretty awesome. http://bit.ly/7XTFrl
  14. @TheMosey Billy Idol survived a horrible motorcycle crash. But if you shoot Keitel in a dream, you better apologize. Man. Tough call indeed.
  15. @MiasCousins The guy ended up picking a fight with a much bigger dude later on! Both got kicked out. Of course.
  16. Didn't get much better in school than when the kid turning the filmstrip at the beep would fall behind & confusion would ensue.
  17. Someone from NASA visited my blog overnight. Kinda cool. And reminds me of the "Your mother's an astronaut" line from WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP.
  18. @jenniebrand I don't know about @TheMosey, but I like to think it's dysentery that killed all the jackalopes.
  19. @MiasCousins It was The Next Bar a few years ago. Drunk dude tried picking a fight with me over my hair, of all things. He was going bald.
  20. @krittabug You might have more takers for the Global Warming Polar Plunge (in mid-July).