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  1. ❥ @katefeetie Not at all prunk in Drague. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. ❥ @Moltz People, c'mon. Even if there is water on the moon, it's clearly past its expiration date. Use your heads. about 10 hours ago from web
  3. ❥ @badbanana Now that I know there's water on the moon, your natural spring water from the Swiss Alps bores me. about 10 hours ago from web
  4. ❥ @zolora I'm not worried. I have faith that one day, I'll meet a man who finds crippling insecurity and social ineptitude just darling. about 11 hours ago from web
  5. ❥ @badbanana The Pope is putting out a Christmas album. And just like that, Lady Gaga has the second weirdest wardrobe in music. 12:45 PM Nov 11th from web
  6. ❥ @ladawn I miss believing that hummingbirds are faeries in disguise and Santa is real and endings are happy and oh crap, hand me my Prozac. 12:45 PM Nov 11th from web
  7. ❥ @yowhatsthehaps BRB cake vent. 12:44 PM Nov 11th from web
  8. I will hold off using Twitter's new retweet feature until it is out of Beta and third party clients have had time to update their software. 1:39 PM Nov 10th from web
  9. I tried out Twitter's new Retweet function with my last tweet. If you are not in the Beta group, Adam's "Mockingbird" tweet was truncated. 1:34 PM Nov 10th from web
  10. RT @adamisacson: The Kindle app lets me read a book on my iPhone while listening to a book on my iPhone. I'm reading "Wuthering Mockingb ... 1:10 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. ❥ @gordonshumway Does it count as a slumber party if it's just you, your dog and a chronological list of every bad decision you ever made? 1:22 PM Nov 9th from web
  12. ❥ @hotdogsladies Gotta give my daughter a bath. You guys will have to sort out the august future of journalism without me. 1:22 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. ❥ @adamisacson OMG we're landing & guy next to me has his tray table down! If you're reading this, it means I managed to climb over the body 1:21 PM Nov 9th from web
  14. ❥ @carrmah "Thisft isft how peophule don'th getsh thsecondth datesths" My 8yo as she walked out of the Orthodontist with her new retainer. 1:52 PM Nov 4th from web
  15. ❥ @carrmah North Korea issued a veiled threat to increase its nuclear arsenal. This day will be forever known as Tuesday. 1:51 PM Nov 4th from web
  16. Updated BestTweets. Oct & Nov tweets: http://besttweets.com ; the best of September: http://besttweets.com/previ... 2:50 PM Nov 2nd from web
  17. Updating www.BestTweets.com 12:45 PM Nov 2nd from web
  18. ❥ @nonsequiturific Wine with dinner, then read Fox in Socks to my son at bedtime. My tongue feels like it belongs in an M.C. Escher print. 12:36 PM Nov 2nd from web
  19. ❥ @badbanana November always reminds me of Homecoming dances in high school. I think it's the No part. 12:34 PM Nov 2nd from web
  20. ❥ @thedayhascome I set the clocks back last night and also the bathroom scale. 12:33 PM Nov 2nd from web
  • Name BestTweets.com
  • Web http://www.besttw...
  • Bio Museum for the Art of Micro-Elegance. A personal selection by Vincent Hoekstra.
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