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  1. I was once told, I was a "demon in the sack". Because that is what she pictured hell to be and feel like. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. When most people get on there motorbike, they feel like a bad ass biker. When I get on mine I feel like Captian America. 5:59 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. When you break up with Taylor Swift she writes songs about you. When you break up with me I burn "whore" in your lawn, with round up. 5:30 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. Just won 50 bucks from a friend on a bet. He said he will pay me in friendship. I guess we will be friends for life. 8:27 AM May 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. The only money I carry now of days is Canadian Tire money. #yesiamaredneck 7:03 AM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. If this May long weekend is anything like last year, here will be my plan of attack. Drink triples, see double and going home single. 7:18 AM May 17th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. Nothing makes you feel more cooler than when your talking to someone and your gum falls out mid sentence 5:38 AM May 15th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. Seeing an Albino person is still strange, to me. Seeing an Albino person wearing all white is mind boggling. 5:41 AM May 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. 1st of all women wanted rights, then Black people & now the gays. Thank god for the broken willed Mexicans. 5:11 AM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. Hey what do my parents & my ex girlfriend have in common...they both told I was a "mistake" this week. 6:09 AM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. Robert Downey Jr is becoming the new Johnny Depp. 2:59 PM May 9th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. Went to watch Avengers in China Town. Turns out Avengers is also a peep show. Who knew. 5:08 AM May 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. My last sports injury an upper body injury. I slipped & fell well doing a no look pass. It involved passing Nachos & watching NHL playoffs. 6:49 AM May 7th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. #FF @OpenFIYA because he post smart and interesting stuff. Not just random dumb shit like myself. 6:21 AM May 4th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. ...you can't spell "manslaughter" without "laughter." 5:29 AM May 3rd via web
  16. The old "shoe-cam" in my Maxwell Smart costume, wasn't as big of a hit as I was planning on at last years comic-con. 7:17 AM May 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. I use to sit behind a fat girl in math class in high school and sing "baby got back" everyday. It never got boring. 8:04 AM May 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. @sethdoggydogg Right!!! 7:56 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to sethdoggydogg
  19. Cant wait to tell my kids that in the 90s kids use to wear there jeans & baseball jerseys backwards. It was cool, untill you pissed yourself 7:18 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  20. @sethdoggydogg look to your left because I am there with you. Look to your far left and you will see the strange fuck I am talking about. 7:32 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to sethdoggydogg