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BryceBladon

  1. @YYCDrunkTweets Don't fucking judge me.
  2. Moving in 36 hours. Figures I finally find a view. campl.us/jG8Z
  3. Book deal? Book deal!? BOOOOOOK DEEEEEEAL #itsmywaywithwords
  4. Guys, don't worry. I only have 6-8 sarcastic, capslocked tweets left in me for the next hour.
  5. I love buying computer equipment worth hundreds but lacking the $.01 screws and wires. Such a treat to find one on the internet!
  6. Exporting the @clientsfh rough cut now. NO BEAUTIFUL AUDIO FOR YOU, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR CRAP PREMIERE. We'll talk about this later.
  7. OH THAT'S COOL PREMIERE I WAS JUST SYNCHING AUDIO THAT'S TOTALLY FUN YOU CAN CRASH I'D BE HAPPY TO DO IT AGAIN.
  8. I'm beginning to suspect the sexy singles in my area have no interest in my personality.
  9. Carl Jung vs. Sigmund Freud vs. Homer Simpson
  10. I know the most intelligent ways to say the stupid thing. This is my skillset. This is what I contribute to society.
  11. "It's well within my skillset, especially in regards to memetic culture." - Translation: Yeah, I know a thing or two about cat pictures.
  12. It's really hard to focus when 40 GIFs are playing all over your desktop. I'm not sure how people in Harry Potter get shit done.
  13. Had a GIF of Kate Upton dancing in a bikini on my second monitor. New renter got a tour of my office. I'm not sure what I do for a living.
  14. Apparently Scarlett Johansson wanted to go topless in The Island but Michael Bay refused. I've also heard Michael Bay is Hitler.
  15. Breakfast burger is the most important burger of the day: tmblr.co/Z5wZSvLxof8H
  16. @katramdeen did most of the rough last night. Had some hard drive problems prior, all resolved now.