BryceBladon
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@ Don't fucking judge me.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to YYCDrunkTweets
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Moving in 36 hours. Figures I finally find a view.
about 24 hours ago
via Camera+
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If I had to pick my favorite kind of soup, I guess I would have to go with cereal
8:22 PM May 24th
via web
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Book deal? Book deal!? BOOOOOOK DEEEEEEAL
7:40 PM May 24th
via web
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Guys, don't worry. I only have 6-8 sarcastic, capslocked tweets left in me for the next hour.
7:52 PM May 23rd
via web
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I love buying computer equipment worth hundreds but lacking the $.01 screws and wires. Such a treat to find one on the internet!
7:43 PM May 23rd
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Exporting the @ rough cut now. NO BEAUTIFUL AUDIO FOR YOU, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR CRAP PREMIERE.
We'll talk about this later.
7:29 PM May 23rd
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OH THAT'S COOL PREMIERE I WAS JUST SYNCHING AUDIO THAT'S TOTALLY FUN YOU CAN CRASH I'D BE HAPPY TO DO IT AGAIN.
6:25 PM May 23rd
via web
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I'm beginning to suspect the sexy singles in my area have no interest in my personality.
11:29 AM May 23rd
via web
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Carl Jung vs. Sigmund Freud vs. Homer Simpson
11:26 AM May 23rd
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If there was an award for most pessimistic, I probably wouldn't even be nominated.
11:24 AM May 21st
via WhoSay
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I know the most intelligent ways to say the stupid thing. This is my skillset. This is what I contribute to society.
9:29 PM May 22nd
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"It's well within my skillset, especially in regards to memetic culture."
- Translation: Yeah, I know a thing or two about cat pictures.
9:28 PM May 22nd
via web
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Sexually-charged grindhouse zombie feature flick! @ @ @
1:17 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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It's really hard to focus when 40 GIFs are playing all over your desktop.
I'm not sure how people in Harry Potter get shit done.
1:01 PM May 22nd
via web
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Had a GIF of Kate Upton dancing in a bikini on my second monitor. New renter got a tour of my office.
I'm not sure what I do for a living.
12:53 PM May 22nd
via web
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Pls check out @ on . We need your support!
10:54 AM May 22nd
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Apparently Scarlett Johansson wanted to go topless in The Island but Michael Bay refused. I've also heard Michael Bay is Hitler.
10:47 AM May 22nd
via web
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Breakfast burger is the most important burger of the day:
10:41 AM May 22nd
via Tumblr
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@ did most of the rough last night. Had some hard drive problems prior, all resolved now.
10:12 AM May 22nd
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in reply to katramdeen
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- Name Bryce Bladon
- Web http://bryceblado...
- Bio Award-winning writer and manager of ClientsFromHell.net. Over-enthusiastic winker, list-maker, and hyperbole-extraordinaire.
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