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BryanCook

  1. Breaking news, pizza delivery guys: people sometimes pay for things with credit cards. They have to sign something. Bring a pen.
  2. I have a fantasy draft (rookie/FA dynasty) tomorrow but I have to mow my large yard today rather than prep. #firstworldproblems
  3. @kalagrace MOKE!
  4. @4for4_John have you ever owned Shonn Greene? He made it to 18th by being 45th one week and 6th the next. On my never draft list.
  5. @P0TUS hey thanks for the follow. Followed back.
  6. I'd also buy a ridiculous bed. Made from something that shouldn't even compose a mattress. Like shaved poodle fur.
  7. I'm sure there are lots of awesome ways to spend money, but in a windfall, I'm buying a fancy toilet.
  8. I don't want to be "that guy," but I stopped using Facebook in September. Any news about it is like hearing from a desperate ex-girlfriend.
  9. @ZackTN I'm not just saying that because "my side" is winning. This is as bad as '94 or '10 but with presidential nonsense EVERY DAY.
  10. @ZackTN If it's any consolation, *I'm* growing tired of it this year. It's hard to make a runaway landslide into a daily-tracked horserace.
  11. We got an offer on the house! It's not even close to a respectable offer, but we'll see how serious they are after seeing the counter offer.
  12. Just got asked if the library has a Nota Republican.
  13. The series finale of #LOST will always be easy to remember for me. We attended a viewing party as our anniversary celebration.
  14. Today marks 4 years of marriage to my incredible wife. Here's to at least 4 more. ; )
  15. #LOST holds a special place for me. Wife and I actually planned our wedding and multiple anniversaries around the season finale.
  16. Most days, my job seems kind of boring and useless. Some days (like today), I actually make a difference.
  17. Patrons helped today: teen looking for books on love, woman whose dad just passed w/o a will, Vietnam vet wanting PTSD treatment.
  18. @justinwolfers Not likely. Bubble indicates that people are currently getting rich AND will not get as rich in the future. Not true here.