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Bry_Mac

@FakeLeyland Valverde's goatee has more RBIs than Raburn. It's earned the right to show some flair. 6 minutes ago via web in reply to FakeLeyland
@LorneEC3 CJK5H about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to LorneEC3
If you need advice about lying in the weeds, try @MorkDan7onio. He'll hook you up. @stephenjnesbitt @kmeinke You stay in the prowl, Karl. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to stephenjnesbitt
"This was not an intelligent choice to put the baby in the washing machine, but it was not a crime." Oh, New Jersey. Never change. 4:09 PM May 24th via web
[Insert Terrelle Pryor comment here] RT @brdispatch #osu JR DT Johnathan Hankins said he intends to return for Sr yr to win a N/C. 11:37 AM May 24th via web in reply to brdispatch
Sees story about Obama's birth certificate on CNN. Looks at 'comments' section. Feels dumber. Says to self, "what else were you expecting?" 5:43 PM May 23rd via web
@HondoCarpenter Great guy; Lloyd once granted a sick child's wish to have Michigan run a draw on every 2nd and long for an entire season. 5:20 PM May 23rd via web in reply to HondoCarpenter
D3_MrUnderated_ #TEAM134 gonna add another real soon ;) haha don't ask who call I'm not saying nothing 7:06 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Bry_Mac and 13 others
I now understand why no one goes to Indians games. #MakeThatGoddamnDrumStop 6:52 PM May 22nd via web
Make things... uh... more good. RT @FakeLeyland I ask for the thousandth time this year what exactly you want me to do 6:48 PM May 22nd via web in reply to FakeLeyland
@kmeinke @gregauman In related news, The Charlotte Bobcats have some ideas about the structure of the NBA Finals 1:22 PM May 22nd via web in reply to kmeinke
@justcoverblog Without Pam Ward calling it, the interest in that broadcast would be practically non-existant. 11:24 AM May 22nd via web in reply to justcoverblog
@fivethirtyeight The more likely explanation is a massive shift in both directions that cancelled each other out. #OccamsRazor 10:41 AM May 21st via web in reply to fivethirtyeight
@KegsnEggs Tayshaun Prince demands to be included c-product.images.dreamsretail.com/77-12/77-12597… #ugliestjumpersofalltime 4:16 PM May 20th via web in reply to KegsnEggs
@Misopogon Apex species, eh? How did you get that? By exploiting the weaker creatures? Come see the violence inherent in selection! 12:03 PM May 20th via web in reply to Misopogon
We define "NEW" differently RT @QBForce "Finally"! Go to QBforce.com for the "NEW" Tate Forcier official Michigan highlight video. 11:55 AM May 20th via web in reply to QBForce
Like Earnhardts. Minus the "wealthy." @jarlstefn @sportspickle Horses have a natural desire to race each in a circle while the wealthy watch 4:58 PM May 19th via web in reply to jarlstefn
Ladies and gentlemen... My neighbor. #TheSouthLansingShallRiseAgain #DoingItWrong yfrog.com/ob5umwtj 3:29 PM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@stephenjnesbitt @TremendousUM So we're agreed. Verlander is a bum. 8:19 PM May 18th via web in reply to stephenjnesbitt
@stephenjnesbitt Some had more than three though, yes? Nolan Ryan had 7. 7:46 PM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to stephenjnesbitt