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  1. Last time I saw a crazy blizzard, I was in 3rd grade. Now that I'm the one who has to dig out the car, it is way less cool. 7:07 AM Dec 20th from web
  2. #whitewhine My arm is sore from my H1N1 shot. 6:11 AM Dec 19th from web
  3. Dear Baltimore: It's snow, not Armageddon. Love, a Pittsburgh winter veteran. 2:20 PM Dec 18th from web
  4. Shrimp-shaped candy? I don't care how good it may taste: EW. http://tinyurl.com/cqgj8z 1:50 PM Dec 18th from web
  5. OMG teambuilding exercises. Need to drill down into my chipper-ness reserves. 9:34 AM Dec 16th from web
  6. Scrambled eggs for dinner past 5 nights in a row = must be the holiday season! Too busy/poor for anything else. 3:11 PM Dec 14th from web
  7. I'm an aspirational library patron. I check out a lot of books that I want to read, and return most of them untouched. 3:41 PM Dec 12th from web
  8. Back from another funeral mass. Beautiful Polish church. Incomprehensible Polish homily. 9:18 AM Dec 12th from web
  9. High at the library on a Friday afternoon? You, sir, lead quite the life. 1:00 PM Dec 11th from web
  10. @BoringPostcards I'm overcome with geek jealousy! Have fun! 3:32 PM Dec 10th from web
  11. #whitewhine I hate when all my new emails are messages from The New Yorker store. 2:31 PM Dec 9th from web
  12. @desjardins No, unless every time he tried to kiss you, you shouted "N00b!!!" at the very last second. 2:55 PM Dec 8th from web
  13. Someone in my building thinks leaving unclaimed mail on the (hot!) hallway radiator is a good idea. What? 3:11 PM Dec 7th from web
  14. Did Jules Benson's Total Core Pilates today. Awesome, but getting out of bed tomorrow is going to suck. Killer leg work! 10:45 AM Dec 6th from web
  15. @JoeTheDough Does anyone sell a Christmas tree made out of hot dogs? You could light a yule log under that sucker and go to town. 6:39 AM Dec 5th from web
  16. cooked a wildly inappropriate amount of cranberry sauce. Get ready for 2 1/2 quarts of YUM, belly. (Not all at the same time; calm down.) 4:15 PM Dec 3rd from web
  17. On the one hand, I'm happy to have a job. On the other hand, it means I have to go to work. 2:23 AM Dec 3rd from web
  18. Today I said, "I should hire a lawyer to do such and such." And they said, "Aren't YOU a lawyer?" And I said, "Oh, right." (A dumb one...) 3:32 PM Dec 1st from web
  19. @hotdogsladies Ok, but if you get hit by a sorority girl in "sexy" sweatpants driving a Mitsubishi Eclipse, you're on your own. 2:48 PM Nov 30th from web
  20. Ugly?!?!?! I think not! RT @ubiubi Brussels sprouts get their moment in this ode to ugly vegetables: http://bit.ly/5FoA51 2:40 PM Nov 30th from web