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  1. Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block. about 12 hours ago from API
  2. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? 8:10 AM Dec 14th from API
  3. What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?An ant's mouth ! 7:08 PM Dec 13th from API
  4. Grag these free gifys today http://su.pr/2AiJbJ 2:26 PM Dec 13th from Su.pr
  5. What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks ! 6:07 AM Dec 13th from API
  6. Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby. 6:05 PM Dec 12th from API
  7. How come wrong numbers are never busy? 5:07 AM Dec 12th from API
  8. Dan Zadra~ Worry is a misuse of imagination. 5:02 PM Dec 11th from API
  9. How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating ! 4:09 AM Dec 11th from API
  10. Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart~ The older I grow the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath. 4:06 PM Dec 10th from API
  11. Margaret Thatcher~ Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. 3:04 AM Dec 10th from API
  12. Christian Williams~ Joel Ed are you hallucinating Ed Oh yeah but not right now. 3:03 PM Dec 9th from API
  13. Its a cold winy day here in northern ontario 7:59 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
  14. How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick! 2:08 AM Dec 9th from API
  15. "I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade." 2:05 PM Dec 8th from API
  16. Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?A: Slow clowns. 2:05 AM Dec 8th from API
  17. RT @WealthGenCoach If you want to reach a goal, you must "see the reaching" in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. 2:18 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  18. There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box 2:05 PM Dec 7th from API
  19. RT @jvmarket: Thomas John Watson Sr.~ I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. 11:27 AM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  20. hello twitterland 8:46 AM Dec 7th from TweetDeck