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  1. Sorry ... have been away on tour with Garfunkel...slack I know 11:59 AM Jun 26th from web
  2. Im full ....over done it eating the egg custard pies! 5:39 AM May 15th from web
  3. Garfunkel & me have just got back from a whistle stop tour of Ireland playing our kazzoo's. Traditional Irish songs. 1:27 AM May 12th from web
  4. Have just finished the final scene for Mario Cart. Spoiler alert ... Mario dies in the end! 11:07 AM May 6th from web
  5. Garfunkle & me are having a Kazzoo session later with McConaughey on tambourine ... however Mac has no rhythm surprisingly. 3:01 AM May 5th from web
  6. Only joking ... I like Gingers ... although I couldnt eat a whole one! 7:19 AM May 2nd from web
  7. Ginger people wont be allowed in my new utopia! 10:56 AM May 1st from web
  8. The end of the world is nigh! ,,,, Brilliant! ...Time to get the leathers out and get ready to charge around the country like Mad Max! 3:00 AM Apr 30th from web
  9. Twist of lime, Coke on the side. The brother loved the high life. Had a Ph.D. in street stride. They called him 'The Jackal'. 6:31 AM Apr 27th from web
  10. Neither Mr Johnson nor his mother in law were impressed about the streaking. Garfunkle caught his plums leaping a small fruit tree! 3:20 AM Apr 25th from web
  11. Hey Don Johson is having a BBQ.Garfunkel,Norris & me are gonna streak across his garden naked! 11:00 AM Apr 24th from web
  12. And in case you, hadn't known, they call me 'The Jackal' 3:14 AM Apr 23rd from web
  13. If you said ... a Fez as in the hat you were right. Which makes you psychic and somewhat slightly odd! Hey ho onwards & upwards 7:42 AM Apr 22nd from web
  14. For those who said Kumquat congratulations ... youre probably psychic. Now for the final test! What am I thinking mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 5:20 AM Apr 21st from web
  15. For those who said 2 thumbs! well done. Now what fruit am I holding? 11:00 AM Apr 20th from web
  16. Im going to try an experiment to see who out there has psychic abilities. Ok .. how many fingers am I holding up? 3:32 AM Apr 20th from web
  17. Just a quick tip! kinky is using just a feather... Perverted is when you use the whole chicken! 7:52 AM Apr 16th from web
  18. Having a go at British cooking.Im making Yorkshire puddings.Which curiously is not a dessert but a savory dish! 1:28 AM Apr 16th from web
  19. The house is back in order.Monkeys have gone and the lemon drizzle cake is no longer on the ceiling. The wife is talking to me once more! 9:16 AM Apr 15th from web
  20. fudge nuckers 12:40 PM Apr 14th from web
  • Name Bruce Willis
  • Location 21150 Pacific Coast Hwy
  • Web http://notthereal...
  • Bio Die hard tough guy who does his own stunts.Available for shampoo adverts!
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