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  1. RT @FarrisGoldstein: IT'S VACATION TIME, BITCHES! GO HOME AND DO NOT WORK! FUCK CHRISTMAS, LOVE JESUS, AND STOP YELLING! about 5 hours ago from web
  2. RT @nodeuces: Twitter is deader than Brittany Murphy around holidays. #TooSoon about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. Its official. More workouts....less waffles.... 4:08 AM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter
  4. Damn. When did the tables at IHOP get smaller? Its pushing against my stoma.....wait a minute...where's my gym card at.... 4:05 AM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter
  5. @lwew You should bump Busta in everything on general principle 2:30 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to lwew
  6. RT @nodeuces: Why do I live in a city with this kind of weather? I'm not a Tauntaun. #StarWars #Houston 9:37 PM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  7. @TerryJaymes Is there color on the "moving picture box" at the Clampetts? 3:37 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to TerryJaymes
  8. RT @nodeuces: RT @empiremagazine: Brittany Murphy has died of a heart attack, aged just 32. Shocking news. 2:44 PM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  9. @johncmayer what is flange? Like the taint? Maybe I should have googled it first 11:23 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to johncmayer
  10. This man is a damned genius...http://www.nationalledger.com/ledgerdc/article_272629565.shtml 11:12 PM Dec 19th from web
  11. @ThatKevinSmith my fav is actually batsman returns. But die hard is up there 10:23 PM Dec 19th from UberTwitter in reply to ThatKevinSmith
  12. RT @nodeuces: This Viagra guy talking to himself is creeping me out. His poor wife has no idea he's bat shit insane. 10:21 PM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
  13. RT @TerryJaymes: Nice though of the night. "The universe has given you a dream. 2010 is the time for you to get it." ~ Terry Jaymes 11:34 PM Dec 17th from web
  14. @lwew rodman beat you to it 3:24 PM Dec 16th from UberTwitter in reply to lwew
  15. @TerryJaymes Translation: a hippie with no aim? 8:43 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to TerryJaymes
  16. @nodeuces No, if it had Twilight.....then it would be the gayest ever. But that was pretty, damn close 8:41 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to nodeuces
  17. @WalkingMetal lmao! Haha.....maybe we should ask em 10:09 AM Dec 13th from UberTwitter in reply to WalkingMetal
  18. RT @thetexans: 1st play from scrimmage: Matt Schaub to Andre Johnson 64-yard td!!! 10:05 AM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  19. Go Texans! Already scored 16 seconds into the game! 10:05 AM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  20. RT @WalkingMetal: zombieland is just futher proof that if zombies took over it would be a good time 6:12 AM Dec 13th from UberTwitter