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  1. Wonders if she should twittering/tweeting again (whatever the fuck you call it)
  2. Tweat this
  3. Needs coffee
  4. "Michael Moore is gay with Rush Limbaugh" - and that my friends is why Family Guy rules
  5. Thinks Obama finally grew a pair when talking about Cheney
  6. Is working on her punchline.
  7. How about them badgers bitches!
  8. Would like to bottle the sounds of the lagoon at night and take them back to the city with her
  9. Is in love with #42 from Gonzaga. Tasty.
  10. Gator is back and he just took down a turtle. Wow! Crunch!
  11. Isnt it ironic? Dont ya think?
  12. Needs to find more wholesome activities, like needlepoint and shit like that
  13. Is smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo (no not really, but the idea doesnt sound half bad)
  14. Insomnia blows
  15. Thinks its a bad sign when the Simpsons face foreclosure
  16. Is too many heartaches at one time
  17. Thinks life should be conducted with a soundtrack playing in the background
  18. Has sprung ahead despite copious amount of vodka
  19. OMG, my delivery man was hot!! I mean, holy shit hot!
  20. The lover who just walked out your door. Has taken all his blankets from the floor. The carpet too, is moving under you. Ands its all ov ...