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When excecuting the hole in the bottom of the popcorn move, refrain from asking for butter. It sounds like a good idea, but it is not.
11:48 AM Nov 20th
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Excerpt from the Playbook: The Barney Stinson.
Step 1: "Hi, I'm Barney Stinson" - Step 2: Laid.
5:56 PM Nov 19th
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Bros of all ages. If your coffee order has more than 3 words in it, simply stop and exit the coffee-shop.
11:50 AM Nov 19th
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When entering a bar, the 1st bro with a clear path to the bar buys 1st round - If your path was impeded by a hot chick, not your fault.
4:13 PM Nov 18th
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@ you are absolutely correct. i, of course am one of them.
9:46 AM Nov 18th
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Gentlemen, I know it's cold out but let's try and keep the man scarves to a minimum.
9:29 AM Nov 18th
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Who's this clown, that's using my picture?? @
1:22 PM Nov 17th
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The pointier her shoes, the higher maintenance she is. Fact.
12:21 PM Nov 17th
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5:55 PM Nov 16th
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Vampire chicks are hot because they don't get old and you never have to see them during the day.
12:20 PM Nov 16th
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As my holiday gift to you, tonight I will be releasing a portion of... my Playbook! Use wisely, my friends.
9:06 AM Nov 16th
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Ladies, not sure if you've heard but today is "Go home with the first guy who hits on you Day."
11:54 AM Nov 13th
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If beers are offered as small or large at a bar and/or sporting event and your bro chooses small - his bro status is revoked until you leave
11:43 AM Nov 13th
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The check should be split equally among bros regardless of what they ordered If they complain then maybe they shouldn't have had the salad
2:01 PM Nov 12th
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Happy Veteran's Day to the brave men and women of our country. May you stay safe and use your service to get laid whenever you desire.
9:28 AM Nov 11th
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B is for Bro. A is for Awesome.R is for Really awesome. N is for Not calling you after sex. E is for Ernest movies. Y is for Yup I'm awesome
8:09 PM Nov 10th
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It's cold outside. Think I'm gonna wrap myself in some strange.
9:30 PM Nov 9th
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Just thinking about when Marshall forgot his pants at work. It really is the gift that keeps on giving.
1:15 PM Nov 9th
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Bros don't let bros watch Sandra Bullock movies. Except "Speed". That movie was awesome.
5:23 PM Nov 6th
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If at first you don't suceed... hit on her friend.
9:36 AM Nov 6th
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- Name Barney Stinson
- Location The Fortress of Barnitude, NYC
- Bio The Official Twitter Page of Barney Stinson
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