Brookpridemore
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's brother, barreling out the door. BP: 'James!' James: 'What?' BP: 'Just kidding!' Hilarious.
about 3 hours ago
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said unto him: be fruitful and multiply. But not in those words.
about 23 hours ago
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, bewildered that this Chris Farley/David Spade buddy comedy has dated so poorly.
11:22 PM Dec 20th
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will wake up wealthy, and you will wake up forty five. Brook Pridemore will wake up with baby. (There but for the grace of God go I).
9:55 AM Dec 20th
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is bigger on disc golf than he remembers.
9:24 PM Dec 19th
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feels great to be alive, takes the skin right off my eyes...Go figure.
11:30 AM Dec 18th
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:doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slow.
8:41 AM Dec 17th
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, waist deep in avocado, is celebrating the term 'good fat.' This vacation is boring in the best way!
9:40 PM Dec 15th
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is riding back country roads in the lushest greenery he's seen in years, bumping RAMMSTEIN, windows down. Unironically.
5:59 PM Dec 14th
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in n out burger and amoeba records? maybe el lay ain't so bad.
2:17 PM Dec 13th
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needs no further reminder about the unwieldy size of his record collection. Trying to organize it all is enough. Chee-rist!
11:33 AM Dec 10th
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found new meaning to the phrase, 'twin high-maintenance machines.'
5:27 PM Dec 9th
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has tattoo number five picked out.
11:23 AM Dec 8th
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regrets to inform you that it took a performance artist to remind him it was Pearl Harbor Day. PATRIOTISM!
8:02 PM Dec 7th
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has to reassure himself that the guy who sold him the apple doesnt know its about to become a bong.
5:49 PM Dec 6th
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first snow turned to rain, but it DID snow.
3:39 PM Dec 5th
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five record shops and no bill callahan. have i had the same xmas idea as a lot of other people?
3:42 PM Dec 4th
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mountain goats day. 'and then i think i hear angels in my ear, like marbles being thrown against a mirror.'
9:59 AM Dec 4th
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cannot believe we're trying to remember how that eve 6 song went.
5:39 PM Dec 3rd
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making fun of uptight Brooklynite in a room full of other uptight Brooklynites? Priceless.
2:39 PM Dec 3rd
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