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BrooklynB27

  1. *grabs notepad* 10 o'clock meeting. *blows kiss* 12:55 AM May 10th via web
  2. Finally a tweet so awesome you will read it twice. Finally a tweet so awesome you will read it twice. *bitchslap* 12:53 AM May 10th via web
  3. Why the hell do they only 'break the mold' on good people, yet the stupid people mold is used over and over? 12:51 AM May 10th via web
  4. Seen on FB: So this dyslexic man walks into a bra. #Cute 12:49 AM May 10th via web
  5. My liver deserves an Olympic medal for what I have put it through the past 10 years.. 12:42 AM May 10th via web
  6. The narcicism levels of a person is directly proportionate 2 the amount of time they spend on their own FB page, admiring their own posts. 12:35 AM May 10th via web
  7. My Boet has been missing 4 a week now, JMPD said to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all his clothes back. 12:34 AM May 10th via web
  8. Boksburg: Where you can marry your cousin, just not your gay cousin. 12:29 AM May 10th via web
  9. Animals can be homosexual too, I have seen a goat in Witbank with the same hairstyle as Ryan Seacrest. 12:27 AM May 10th via web
  10. @musicflyG Yap. Bored stiff today = twitter. 12:22 AM May 10th via web in reply to musicflyG
  11. Saw a sign in Markhams yesterday that said "pants up to 80% off" so I ran right in and everyone still had their pants on. *shoulders slump* 12:21 AM May 10th via web
  12. Its funny how some days I can't think of a damn thing to say and others I can't stop. 12:18 AM May 10th via web
  13. Idea for new job oppertunities for woman: Professional Corporate shopper 12:15 AM May 10th via web
  14. For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping... 12:14 AM May 10th via web
  15. I'm careful about what I eat and drink and make sure I am getting my nutrients, hence pulp-free Orange Juice added to my Vodka. Morning... 12:13 AM May 10th via web
  16. Love the cheese. @DJFreshSA 8:37 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Yes, I do listen to all of of the voices in my head. Except the one named Reason. He makes NO sense to me what so ever. 12:31 AM Apr 24th via web
  18. You remember that one time, a few years ago. You know, before you were a complete asshole? Wasn't that a cool time... 12:28 AM Apr 24th via web
  • Name Lexi
  • Location Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Bio To have limited resources to describe me is a freakin sin!!!
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