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Brooke_McMaster

  1. Just reminiscing about that one time I almost had sex. Haha that was the best. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Did I brush my hands past Donnie Wahlbergs ass when I met him? You bet your sweet bippy I did #NKOTB #bunsofsteel #Wahlbergmeetcountnowattwo about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. "Fuck yeah party hard! Unless you have to wake up early. Would not make sense to party too hard. Wouldn't be pragmatic or prudent" - A Virgo about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @ExportingRay When Oleg Tabakov pressed the button on the singing fish, I lost my shit. I'm talking tears & wheezy gasps. He knows comedy. 7:49 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @Dragoniteous exactly! 1:38 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Dragoniteous
  6. Do any assholes die on the news? "You know what? He was a total prick. I'm glad to see the back of him" - an honest interviewee. 1:04 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @matsoR If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back. 10:50 PM May 23rd via web in reply to matsoR
  8. @DaveKrumholtz This is way too adorable. Wait...is he...Mike Tyson-ing you? 10:49 PM May 23rd via web
  9. @TheRossEverett Not sure how my FBfollowers will feel about the nazi loving baby hater 11 hour vid I want to share. JustPlainRoss says share 10:24 PM May 23rd via web in reply to TheRossEverett
  10. @vanderjames I think Josh Jackson needs to cameo. Tell him he doesn't need Fringe. He needs nostalgia. Apartment 23 will be added nostalgia. 10:20 PM May 23rd via web in reply to vanderjames
  11. Sometimes I work in the phrase 'labouring under a misapprehension' to sound smart, when I lifted it from Colin Firth in Bridget Jones Diary. 9:15 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  12. True Blood is on its way June, 10th. Are you excited @McMillzz #TrueBlood #ForeverSteveNewlinAndTomReinhart 8:35 PM May 23rd via web
  13. @mbarlow21 @6PR Actually, it is pronounced 'darby' as we adopt British terms. In the US it is 'derby' #themoreyouknowwithbrookemcmaster 3:19 AM May 23rd via web in reply to mbarlow21
  14. Check out @OIAB 's new EP Sunburn. It's super house influenced, a little tribal and spunky in all the right plces. spoti.fi/J992zR 11:00 PM May 22nd via Spotify
  15. @OIAB LOVE the new EP. 'Tanto' is definitely my favourite track. Nice chaser after a big night xx 10:53 PM May 22nd via web
  • Name Brooke McMaster
  • Location Gold Coast, Australia
  • Web http://fuckyeahbr...
  • Bio Hot. Sophisticated. Hilarious. I can type all of these words. In a fight club, machine washable, plays well with others, was a sloth in a high school play once
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