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BrookeFHaney

  1. When this delivery guy finally gets here, I might just suck his dick in celebration.. And then also maybe I won't have to pay.
  2. @billybadass304 I know, I really just can't win. :'(
  3. Last time I was late to my game because I locked myself out of my house, this time I'm going to be late because my delivery isn't here :'(
  4. @RyanWad3 If this punk ass delivery boy every comes :'(
  5. I always forget my neighbors have children when I'm outside screaming obscenities.
  6. @Dtocado Well, since guys are always bitching on my TL, I thought I'd man it up :)
  7. Woke up from a nap, ordered pizza and wings. When my mom leaves, I'll probably enjoy it with a beer.
  8. @SwitchGeekedUp I have been to. I'm a lame now. :/ hahaha
  9. @SwitchGeekedUp NO! ME MISS YA!
  10. I want your PDA. PDA, A, A.
  11. @SwitchGeekedUp You're a faggot for calling me brookie..
  12. @SwitchGeekedUp Why!? Because I'm a faggot!? :'(
  13. Let's go tomorrow! RT @A_BaldWookie: Who's trying to see Men in Black today? No one? K, cool.
  14. @wahaholly I'm not above taking advantage of drunk girls, doeeee..
  15. Fuck you too, then. >:( RT @SwitchGeekedUp: You're obviously a fucking faggot. Please. Just #killyourself
  16. I'll get ya drunk.. RT @wahaholly: I feel like I won't do anything fun this summer, like always.