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  1. Because, who doesn't love insomnia?
  2. Monty's new toy - stuffing-less rabbit http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=166136&id=590692813&saved#
  3. New Post: You wouldn't even know it's the same steps http://bit.ly/6GD6m7
  4. @dixiejayne I asked the same thing at noon today!
  5. I am so bored I could shop.
  6. Meh.
  7. @KyleeAnne Can't it be both?
  8. @ImnotBenny Nope, he was always a little crazy. He's paranoid, but brilliant.
  9. Making cookies. I could eat an entire bowl of butter and sugar given the chance. Mmm.
  10. Why do I insist on watching Hoarders? It makes me feel sad for the world. But... it does make me proud of my own cleaning skills.
  11. Why do I not have chocolate in my house RIGHT NOW?
  12. New Post: I'm glad my hubby doesn't believe in divorce, but I'm worried about murder http://bit.ly/7vU9oU
  13. @damselesque That would be a more interesting option than what it really is.
  14. RT @MrStevieWebb: How many Freudians does it take to screw in a bulb? Two.one to screw in.1 to hold the cock..father..LADDER!!
  15. If my life were a sitcom, I would be the fat awkward guy who always screws up. I would give anything to be the hot disapproving wife.
  16. Let drywall guys into the house. Told them not to worry about their shoes. Might be sleeping in the garage tonight after I clean the carpets
  17. New Post: Last day of NaBloPoMo -- phew! http://bit.ly/87xZGM
  18. @ncsteph I don't know, but I couldn't be any more amused!
  19. @ncsteph Do you even LIKE boys in that way?
  20. I put too much lotion on and now I feel like my face my slide right off my head. That's possible, right?