Britt_Rayne
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"Who invented gas?"
12:36 PM May 22nd
via txt
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The english language is a brick wall between me and you, and fuck is my chisel.
9:45 PM May 21st
via txt
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Ahh my parents are at roscoes!
10:47 PM May 19th
via txt
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God I don't wanna do school work, I just want Parrot Peyote and Cheesy butter soup.
9:15 PM May 14th
via web
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Parrott Peyote and cheesy butter soup!
1:11 AM May 13th
via txt
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We're leaving parking lot city... Secret route! - @
4:38 PM May 12th
via txt
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Don't use fun dip...
12:11 PM May 12th
via txt
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"Now I drink 5 beers and it's like a tuesday night"
11:30 AM May 12th
via txt
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Hmmm I've forgotten to make tweets with all the business of being a horrible student.
4:51 AM May 10th
via web
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I don't ever try to be Awesome, Awesome just tries to be me.
10:01 AM Apr 30th
via Twuffer
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Had to to clean off the kitchen table to study. Found a thong under all the beer cans. How can I leave this place?
11:41 PM Apr 29th
via web
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Slept through lab. Goddamnit , as usual, you win.
3:49 PM Apr 26th
via web
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@ Thanks Dude!!
3:47 PM Apr 26th
via web
in reply to ncksnchs
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Shit gets real when people interrupt our family time.
10:35 PM Apr 23rd
via web
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@ "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SAT DOWN AT YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER BITCH! I WILL WIN OVER YOUR FUCKING GRANDMOTHER."
10:35 PM Apr 23rd
via web
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I guess I need to add something to my bio: "If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. And keep it quiet, a-hole, I'm napping."
7:28 PM Apr 23rd
via web
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@- I am fluxx champion, I don't know why anyone bothers to challenge me.
6:42 PM Apr 21st
via web
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Drank 6 kool-aid bursts in the time it's taken to read 1 primary research article. My sr. paper advisor should have to pay my medical bills.
7:47 PM Apr 16th
via web
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Another successful with the Family!
12:31 PM Apr 15th
via web
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My kind of morning. RT@ "Brought some of dinner back to my room so tomorrow I can wake, bake and steak."
10:04 PM Apr 12th
via web
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- Name Brittany Hobbs
- Bio I curse like a sailor, I drink apricot brandy, and the whole world fascinates me
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