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  1. "you can make a 'thingsbrittneysays' like the 'shitmydays' one that's awesome." <to clarify #stuffbeesizesays
  2. "i just got a voicemail from someone elses mom but she said she loved me!" #stuffbeesizesays
  3. "i know for sure tonight's would say ... tonight at work i farted a lot and ate a banana." #stuffbeesizesays
  4. "so sometimes during the day i think about what in gods name id twat if i had a twitter, cos it's so silly." #stuffbeesizesays
  5. cleaning the kitchen, then seeing the fantastic mr fox
  6. @luxxielu either is earl grey white - which they tweeted was a new tea. liars.
  7. 1 1/2 songs
  8. i'm playing miley cyrus and seeing how long it takes zach to notice/demand i turn it off
  9. @shapov That's always my solution to the problem. Or you could change lanes, get behind them, and then turn yours on.
  10. I've had a Chris Brown song stuck in my head all day and I walked past Brittney's room and it was on. Our souls are in sync.
  11. @nicolerichie q. what kind of potatoes did stalin eat? a. dic-taters
  12. how lame is it that i'm about to respond to a celebrity twitter post? whatever. i like the joke, which is credited to rachel circa 2003.
  13. @gatitogrande what happened?
  14. @cacie http://cupcakeblog.com/?p=58
  15. in response to the playboy issue, i'm just going with the classic -"i read it for the articles." there was a how i met your mother blurb.
  16. my grandmother just said "pussy-whipped" and "she rode him hard"
  17. @PeaceLoveAmy i had a mildly deeper discussion about the whipidity of the joint facebook account w josh last night.
  18. oh i'm just pretending to eat my cat like corn on the cob
  19. just bimpied while staring at the ground to avoid eye contact
  20. wardrobe malfunction as a result of failing to acknowledge, accept, or care for the same malfunction in previous wearings