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  1. Tuesday boredom?! It's the final few hours of the Las Vegas #competition. Just vote for the funniest business http://bit.ly/ccyxKW - easy! 7:22 AM Jun 1st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  2. Final day of the BritPun #Competition people...Head to http://bit.ly/ccyxKW vote for your fave business name to win a trip to Las Vegas! 3:25 AM Jun 1st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  3. And the winner is...RT @psychicsheep Hear Here! for a hearing aid shop. Well done! 9:05 AM May 28th, 2010 via web
  4. Only 1hr left people! Winner will be chosen and announced at 5pm today! 7:51 AM May 28th, 2010 via web
  5. We love this --> RT @LoLoPants Leicester does also have a cobbler who's sign promises 'We can heel your sole' #britpun #win 7:51 AM May 28th, 2010 via web
  6. OHH - we love this --> RT @psychicsheep Hear Here! for a hearing aid shop #britpun 5:28 AM May 28th, 2010 via web
  7. Some great entries today guys - we love this! RT @Pebblepip A second hand shop called 'Junk & Disorderly' #britpun 4:33 AM May 28th, 2010 via web
  8. All you have to do is tell us your funniest fictional business name... #competition - DEADLINE 5PM! #britpun #win 2:18 AM May 28th, 2010 via web
  9. Last day of the competition and we are giving away £50 worth of M&S vouchers!!!! 2:15 AM May 28th, 2010 via web
  10. Thank you to everyone who entered. Your comedy genius continues to amaze us! Look out for more giveaways over the next few days... 9:54 AM May 27th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  11. And today's pun maestro and proud new owner of a £25 M&S Voucher is.... @Rattycat for her Mary Hinge Waxing Salon. Nice... 9:53 AM May 27th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  12. Hmmm @Madbird32 is coming up with some interesting themes...! #puns 9:20 AM May 27th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  13. Have an hour till end of competition people! 5:30 the best punner will be announced.... #britpun # competition 8:54 AM May 27th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  14. LUNCH TIME CHALLENGE: Want to win £25 voucher?! Get your comedy hats on people and make up the funniest business name to win #competition 4:27 AM May 27th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  15. Bored, skint and want to win a £25 M&S voucher?! Come up with the funniest made-up business name to win! #competition #britpun 3:20 AM May 27th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  16. Morning pun lovers! We have another chance for you to win a voucher, tell us your best *made up* business name #competition #britpun #puns 2:28 AM May 27th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  17. @mrstracey1972 Eek sorry, how embarrasing *blushing* 10:24 AM May 26th, 2010 via TweetDeck in reply to mrstracey1972
  18. Thank you to everyone who entered, you have brightened up our day with all the hilarious suggestions! More comps soon http://bit.ly/ccyxKW 9:41 AM May 26th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  19. The winner is .... @mrstracey1972 with his entry of a plumbing service called 'All Cisterns Go' - made us laugh out loud. Congratulations! 9:40 AM May 26th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  20. The end! And the winner of the widely sort after £25 M&S voucher, plus kudos for being the top punner is.... 9:10 AM May 26th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  • Name Britain's Punniest
  • Location The nation's high streets!
  • Web http://www.britai...
  • Bio Help us find the best business name in Britain. Vote for your favourite and you could be off to Las Vegas
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