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  1. Getting screwed by AT&T? There's an app for that. http://bit.ly/4q3281
  2. @warrenparsons If you lived within 50 miles of @kennymeyers you would change your locks too.
  3. #notgoinganywhereforawhile
  4. Long story short, we had to replace locks today. The locksmith just jacked our door and now we have to wait for the supervisor. #@#$%!
  5. @kennymeyers Does your parole officer know about your new site?
  6. @jasonrobb A Benjamin goes a long way to getting an invite to Dribbble *cough*
  7. One day there will be a website that shows how long I was a member of Dribbble before Oprah joined.
  8. @dubsak ...but his Music and Legacy still live on. #timelife
  9. Harry Nilsson, where have you been all my life?!
  10. @drinkerthinker Sounds like a very dangerous evening.
  11. If you ever need an illustrator, get a hold of Kelly. http://bit.ly/3FK5Lu Highly recommended.
  12. Does the State Department know that AT&T is using North Korean technology?
  13. @drinkerthinker That's Ok. I only have one dance move: Dead chicken drunk on Voodoo Rum.
  14. @TheAdnostic Is Uncle Touchy Touchy coming to the wedding?
  15. @ryanirelan @drinkerthinker I second Ryan's statement. This calls for a second reception!
  16. @JoeRinaldi Good to meet you to Joe!
  17. @drinkerthinker Tell me again why you didn't want dancing at your wedding?
  18. @jw If that is the case I'm going to go Whiz—Calvin & Hobbes Style—on the nearest AT&T cell tower.
  19. @gowalla keeps telling me Shenanigans! I suppose I shouldn't have tried to use it as an autopilot. #gowallasucksatdriving
  20. @bethdean Ka-Kow!