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  1. My favorite part of the parade is the smallpox reenactment. about 23 hours ago from txt
  2. CHEESES SAVES. about 23 hours ago from txt
  3. No salad tomorrow. It confuses the blood. 4:37 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. @worldwarmike They all do. 3:48 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to worldwarmike
  5. @Mike_FTW Happy Yanksgiving! 3:34 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to Mike_FTW
  6. Team Woodward or Team Bernstein? 3:32 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. @verymarie who always bummed smokes and never had cash. 3:30 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to verymarie
  8. @judo_nnn Steal from the best. 2:19 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to judo_nnn
  9. I wonder if anybody ever slapped Nostadamus upside his head and asked if he saw that coming. 1:07 PM Nov 25th from web
  10. Furk tofurky. 10:12 AM Nov 25th from web
  11. Video: Dear Santa: For Xmas, I would like one Japanese Bikini Girl Slip & Slide, please. http://tumblr.com/xec48p0dv 8:07 PM Nov 24th from Tumblr
  12. @Just_Alison I bet he smells like bong water. 7:53 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Just_Alison
  13. @verymarie I will if I can stop crying. 7:53 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to verymarie
  14. @abonsig There are two things I am NEVER too exhausted to do. "Eat" is one of them. Okay, maybe just that one thing. 7:52 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to abonsig
  15. Screenwriting Tip: Hollywood has made 7 Police Academy and 4 Free Willy movies, but not ours. Now pour one for me. 6:17 PM Nov 24th from web
  16. Lady Orange has signed us up for a spin class Thanksgiving morning. This means I can have extra everything later, right? 4:10 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. Dear Windows and Internet Explorer: PLEASE DIE. 3:57 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. @Zaius13 Oh sure, and then you bring out the licorice and E-meters again. Fool me once, Zaius! 1:38 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Zaius13
  19. Lady Orange is surrounded by nerds at her new job and I am her lifeline for all their nerd references. Excelsior. 12:41 PM Nov 24th from web
  20. I miss the Cold War. It was like Republican pre-school. It kept them busy. 11:57 AM Nov 24th from web