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Wife started 10-day juice fast. I asked if sperm was still okay. I need more ice for my eye.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
I prefer to describe my current financial situation as "money-fasting."about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
Photo: Oh, you know, just hanging out playing ROD GILBERT’S VIOLENT WORLD OF PRO HOCKEY. Pussies. (Image... http://tumblr.com/xec2bcv0510:32 PM Jul 11th from Tumblr
Truth: I wouldn't care if Idi Amin gave me a star.9:51 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
The Mexican food at Disneyland is as Mexican as Sir John Gielgud.9:36 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
Photo: Dear Celebrities, This is how you take a mugshot. via www.popamericana.com http://tumblr.com/xec2b5fcf7:55 AM Jul 11th from Tumblr
Photo: “Oh, you know, I’m going to star in a movie, then race a car. Same old stuff. I’ve got your number,... http://tumblr.com/xec2b5dn57:49 AM Jul 11th from Tumblr
@DntLookNow Thank you.12:59 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to DntLookNow
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@navanax That's how I drive. Thanks!12:53 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to navanax
@paxoctopoda Thank you. I have to google your name now.12:52 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to paxoctopoda
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@avi1111 Thank you. I haven't been called a funny fuck since Xmas. By my mother.12:51 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to avi1111
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@elizabite Thank you, Elizabeth! Liz? I'm guessing Elizabeth.12:50 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to elizabite
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Name C.m. Velazquez
Location The Windmills of Your Mind
Web http://brillianto...
Bio Screenwriter. Los Angeles. Rejection is my co-pilot.

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