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  1. Weekly Message From Lord Raziel: The Tower's Shadow http://tinyurl.com/n3qegq
  2. "If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like family to do the business." William Makepeace Thackeray
  3. Catch me live tonight @ 5PM EST on Cathie's Distant Echos: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/cathiesDistantEchos
  4. "I really hate my mother in law!" said 1 cannnibal 2 the other over supper. The other replied, "Well, just eat the vegetables then."
  5. "A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." Cookie Stinnet
  6. "An egotist is a man who talks so much about himself that he gives me no time to talk about myself." H.L. Wayland
  7. "It's a good idea to keep your words soft and sweet because you never know when you may have to eat them." Dave Garroway
  8. "Every baby resembles the relative with the most money." James S. Hastings
  9. An official in the State Department replaced a KEEP SMILING sign in his office with one reading KEEP SMILING ANYHOW.
  10. "My father taught me to work. He did not teach me to love it." Abraham Lincoln
  11. Note from an art critic's column: "They could not find the artist so they hung his picture."
  12. Bridge is a game in which a good deal depends on a good deal.
  13. "Whenever I feel like exercise, I lay down until the feeling passes." Chauncy M. Depew
  14. Sign beside a Maine pond: "ANYONE FOUND NEAR THIS TROUT POND WILL BE FOUND THERE NEXT MORNING."
  15. "Fishing is just a jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end." Ernie Ford
  16. "There may come a time when the lion and the lamb will lie down together, but I am still betting on the lion." Josh Billings
  17. "The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." Heywood Brown
  18. "The only man who makes money following the races is the one who does so with a broom and shovel." Elbert Hubbard
  19. "The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that's the way to bet." Damon Runyan
  20. A hunter became suspicious of his wife's affection when she bought him a deerskin coat for his upcoming hunting trip.